Wednesday taking a gamble at Bella's

I know the reviews of Bella's have either been bad or weird, but if the one constant in the reviews is thick booty latinas, then eventually I'm going to have to show up. First the particulars: parking is free, although there is a guy who monitors the parking lot for tips. Give him a tip, he is actually doing more than at all the clubs where they force you to pay and your car is left to its own devices. 5 dollar admission, 4.00 beers. They were doing 2-4-1 whiskey. On my way out I saw a guy getting frisked as they went in, but they didnt touch me, so depending on how you look you may or may not get a pat down. Had to use the bathroom and there is a guy in there who was "addressing some nasal issues", so yeah its that type of place (but no bathroom troll though). Once you enter the club its like a circle. Bar on one side, and a lowered stage in the middle. No other stages, which for a club like this is a bad thing. So on to the girls. I entered about 1am, and about 15-16 girls where there. While this is not the thick booty paradise that others have claimed, some of the girls (but not all) are on the meatier side. 6-5s. There were some sticks, so again while there are some more shapely ones, this is not a thick booty paradise, but rather it does have a wider variety of body types. One AA, the rest all Latina. The default language here is Spanish. There are no stunners here, but with that they are a bit more ratchet & drop the pretence, so a club like this does have its place. One girl on stage (although two girls did to a tag team show with some girl on girl grind), and the others...sitting on their asses. Some talking to custies, most talking to each other. I get that girls need to take a break, and if there ain't nothing going on in the club, then why walk around in circles, but these girls were just chilling. So the problem is, if this is a club that already has mediocre talent, and one of the lesser attractive ones are on the stage, then there is literally nothing to look at, with everyone else sitting on their asses. So if you are trying to get revved up, so that you are ready for a dance, it may be difficult to do. Now for what its worth, because this is an urban club (reggaeton, not hiphop urban), the girls do put in some effort on the stage, so no zombie twirls around the pole, the ladies are shaking it. It didn't take me too long to settle on two that I had an interest in, and at this point I'm here so I'll be damned if I don't leave w/o a dance. But in a place like this that meant walking over to where she was sitting and interrupting her conversation to ask for a dance. I felt like i was in jr high school, walking across a room to ask a girl for a dance. That is not to say that girls don't come around, as there is a pretty rampant tip walk. If you choose to keep the tips going, the girls will stay and give you a little grind, which is good. Girls do when they come off of the stage, but you also have the stragglers who just randomly come up asking for a propina, just because. Problem is, if the girl you have an interest in is one of the sitters, not tip walk hustlers, you may have to chase her down. The dances themselves are in couches separated from the main room by a beaded curtain (like your grandmother had in the 70s). I chose a thick assed peroxide blonde cubana, with enhancements up top (nice because they were not the straight bolt ons, but rather additions to her meaty naturals). Also had big areolas, which I didn't think I was into, but apparently, is my thing. Dance was pretty good (got 2), mileage was high. Seemed as if she kept trying to put her breasts in my mouth, and maybe even tried to kiss me but having anything of a stripper go in MY mouth, is not my thing. No one seemed to bother the lapdance, as I saw in another review. No extras were offered, and in general it didn't seem as if anything was going on with lapdances or VIP in the club. After the dance, I figured I got the full Bella's experience (heard a guy doing blow, saw some suspect talent, saw girls sitting on their asses, got fleeced by the tip walk, and got a decent mileage dance), so I dipped out. So in all a mixed bag tilted on the negative side. While it is not the thick booty paradise, it is not as bad as some of the bad reviews. The good parts are slim, and the bad parts are more prevalent in my assessment. So a reason to go to Bellas? If you really want a ratchet Latin club experience (I'd like to see a comparison to PT's in this regard), and don't mind dealing with a pretty robust tip walk, then I'd say check it out. Other than that...its slim. In summary, you have to REALLY be wanting the Bella's experience to go here. It's not just a let me drop in & see some ass & titties type club.