Monday Night
Cheetah Hallandale on a Monday evening is the type of club, where the waitresses are better looking than the dancers. Not to say that the dancers were bad, they were OK, its just the waitresses were banging. Arrived about 11:30, 5.00 admission. Cranberry & tonic was 6.00. As you enter, you see one bar, with another bar on the opposite side of the room and a stage in the center. Each bar as a small stage/poll in the center, and the dances appeared to be more enthusiastic there. Main Stage dances seemed dull, so you're better off getting a seat at the bar. Each girl does one set at a stage, going from clothed, to topless, to nude. You can't reach the dancer from the bar, so you hand your money to the waitress, who feeds it to the dancer, and waitress makes sure to point out who was the lucky donor. Vibe on a Monday night was very slow, and there was some congregation of girls, but everything was temporary. the dancers tend to walk around the club with a little more clothing on than I like (opposed to diamond dolls, were ass is pretty much out at all times). Didn't see too many lap dances being given and where it did occur seemed in the back but no privacy. Girls weren't pushing hard for dances and it seemed like you had to actively seek out someone. I tipped one dancer through the waitress, but left as soon she left the stage, i left as well, so i didn't see if they follow up on the tippers.The girls themselves, primarily Latinas, although there were a good amount of AAs (albeit very SLIM AAs). There is some plastic, but its not overwhelming, and a decent variety of body types. As I walked in the first dancer I saw, who I later determined was the baddest non-waitress in the club, was on stage where I sat. Latina w/shoulder length hair, enhancements up top, but a very curvy and seemingly natural backside-who also was the best stage performer. Had i known she was the pinnacle, i would have paid more attention to her, and less to checking out the club at that time. I didn't come for any dances, but if I did, after I surveyed the entire club, I would have locked her down. Although w/o any seeming dedicated & private LD area, I'm not sure how much interest I have in really dropping $$$ on LDs here. At any rate, she was bad enough that it may be worth coming back on a Monday night to check her out. Aside from her there wasn't anyone who was killing it, from what I could see. But the girls were pretty enough, the dances were OK enough. I don't expect a Monday night to be crazy, and Cheetah did just enough to say check it out if you are near on a Monday. On the way back home, i passed another club (not Scarlet's) that seemed dead, so you can do much worse on a Monday. But for the one baddie that i mentioned, I'm not sure if there was anything about it that made a return trip necessary, but if you are in the area & want to kill some time I do recommend it. If you are traveling though, there are spots both north & south of here that you would be passing to get here, that will probably do better on a Monday.
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