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Comments by goosman

  • review comment
    a year ago
    thacoolguy
    Georgia
    Worth checking out
    Yes, this was absolutely my experience
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Good Time As Usual
    ah, you are right. Wanding since the you don't need to know how to operate a gun to carry a gun law came to pass.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Went looking for one and found another
    You sure this is the right club?
  • review comment
    a year ago
    Like a Latina Instagram Wet Dream.
    First time here can be overwhelming.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    goosman
    On A Booty Hunt
    Home of the Monsters
    A little review addendum. I left about 7pm and noticed it was dying out a little in that dead time between day & night shifts. So seems like that Friday day shift sweet spot is from about 4pm to 7pm. ALSO as PC notes above, while I am a fan of this club, this club is very niche. I just happen to fall right in the center of that niche, but understand that the majority of mongers will not. I don't understand the need for the Timbale show either. The robots on stilts too, though that wasn't seen on this visit, but it is a strip club staple down here.
  • article comment
    a year ago
    Call.Me.Ishmael
    Rhode Island
    Navigating Strip Clubs ... Things that Work for Me
    I carry my civilian wallet, albeit a much more slimmed down version. I do remember one time I noticed my wallet was gone from my pants, in a club where this was particularly more of an issue. Thankfully I found it underneath my bar stool untouched. Nevertheless in those few moments my life & credit history flashed before my eyes several times.
  • review comment
    a year ago
    FredEttish
    Parts Unknown
    This is Becoming My Favorite Spot
    Good description of the differences between the three clubs of the Pompano Triangle (speaking of which has solid gold officially fallen off??}
  • review comment
    a year ago
    goosman
    On A Booty Hunt
    Stir Crazy. Was it Crazy? No. Did it Stir? A little I suppose.
    @desertscrub what more details do you want? Not being facetious, I'll add in what you think is missing.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    blahblahblah23
    >:( πŸ§šπŸΌβ€β™€οΈπŸ’ƒπŸΌ busy being a "psycho bitch" 🀣
    Do skinny/short guys ever fear a stripper will break them?
    I pray for it actually
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Came back the next day for seconds!
    I saw three things in your review that concerned me: "credit card" "ATM" "Tootsies". If I were you I would just go ahead and spring for a good credit monitoring program now.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Pompano Clubs
    What do you like/what are you looking for in the girls. My recollection of those three pompano clubs is dated, and others on here are better at telling you what the vibe is like now. While there was a lot of overlap between the three clubs, there were slight leans to each club which might make you more interested in one. For example, Cheetah had the thinner girls and more white than the other two. DDs had more the fake boobs and ass look. Old Booby Trap, skewed a bit older than the other two clubs. I'm not sure if those pre-covid descriptions are still valid, but I'm certain that there are still differences in skew that may align more to your interests. But at the same time, hitting all three clubs in one afternoon or night is a realistic option as well to see what you like. While im not out in these mongering streets like i used to be, my knowledge is current enough to agree with everyone else on this: Skip Tootsies. Unless you have never seen it, and just to say that you have seen it, it is a waste.
  • article comment
    2 years ago
    Brief Rio de Janeiro & Brazil guide
    This is bananas.
  • discussion comment
    2 years ago
    Non-Chain Breastaurants (Nation-wide)
    In some Latin countries they have coffee houses called "Cafe con piernas" essentially coffee w/legs. They have at least one of these types of places in Miami, and I would guess probably some more in cities with large Hispanic populations
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    goosman
    On A Booty Hunt
    Cheetah Hallendale - What you are looking for, even if it takes a little more looking.
    @iknowbetter - got four dances, 120 with the tip. No finishing offers, all the stick shifting was OTP. Like I mentioned she wasn't necessarily skilled at it, to the full action might have been painful. @PC yes the general day shift talent looks down. But enough girls that there is something to be found.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    casey22
    Texas
    Cheetah Pompano - A Cuban candy store for men who love Latinas
    iknowbetter may have a point. The customer service is in general collectively better from your other Latinas (primarily here Colombian & Venezuelan) than Cubans. However, when comparing Cubans in the Pompano triangle, the Cubans at Cheetah seem to be the most pleasant/most professional.
  • review comment
    2 years ago
    Newbie at a Neighborhood Spot
    This review is accurate.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Chieftain
    Florida
    $100 for 7 minutes
    Yeah that's a no from me dog.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    First timer - good time
    Read my prior reviews, and if you think its for you then go. Don't pay any attention to Desertscrub
  • discussion comment
    3 years ago
    TimJo
    Ohio
    Still waiting to return to clubs?
    As I think about it, for an airborne virus which can also be exchanged by bodily fluids, I can't think of anyplace worse than a stripclub. Honestly outside of family members, I cant think of any other person who gets their face and airflow closer to your face & airflow than strippers. I've been out once since this all started. The change in how people worked & commuted also changed a lot of the availability in my life to make trips to the club, so it just wasn't available to me, even aside from the risk involved. When I get a chance to go, I probably will. But I'm fully aware, even fully vaxxed with a recent booster, this is probably the riskiest thing I can do.
  • article comment
    3 years ago
    Garfield in Europe - Late posts (Start here b4 reading reviews)
    Gives a new meaning to the Blue light special
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Papi_Chulo
    Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
    Club is not a fit for everyone but it's a pretty-good fit for me
    I agree with PC. When Tootsies is not running at full cylinders (which unfortunately is usually the case), Cheetah Hallendale is the best all around club in So Fla. Meaning you can take a group of guys with varying tastes, and everybody will find something that they like.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Dolfan
    What did 50 Cent do when he got hungry? 58.
    Shockingly bad lineup on Saturday afternoon
    Interesting. This has always been my favorite of the Cheetah locations, with universally mediocre experiences at the two other locations.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    iknowbetter
    Bitch, Don’t kill my vibe
    Consistent Day Shift
    Sounds like cheetah hallendale is back to normal. Accurate review to the before times.
  • review comment
    3 years ago
    Dolfan007
    NYC/Miami
    $50 cover, only a dozen girls, end of an era, has gone way downhill.
    "Just Big Butts if your're into that" Well I am into that. I don't know if i am $50.00 cover into that though. Also you said it was all Cuban. While the club was always most Cuban the real fun to be had was with the Colombians & VEnezolanas. As much as this is a niche club, the ridiculous cover, plus getting bled to death by the tip walk & paying to park my own damn car = even I don't think i can put up with this. The end of an era indeed.