Consistent Day Shift

Good value for anyone inclined to visit a strip club at 2:00 in the afternoon. I visited Cheetah Hallandale early on a Friday afternoon. There was plenty of available parking, no line, no cover, no pat down, no ID check. This is probably typical for early afternoon “daylight” visits. Once inside, it took a few minutes for my eyes to adjust, then I noticed that there were dancers on all 4 stages: both east and west bar stages, the main stage, and the small satellite stage. There was only 1 dancer on the main stage at this time. When it’s busier, I have seen 2, or even 3 dancers on the main stage.

The club was not crowded, there were probably 20 dancers on shift, and about the same number of customers. Customers were a comfortable collection of a few older solo geezers, a couple groups of younger working guys in company shirts, and some regulars. No players, baller wannabes, or thugs.

Dancers were just coming on shift, looking for their first scores of the day, so everyone was still looking and smelling fresh. The talent was considerably better than my last visit to CH. Hopefully this is a trend and not an anomaly. I didn’t see any 9’s or 10’s, but there were more than a few solid 8’s available and willing.

Free lunch was offered, but I did not partake.

I walked up the rear ramp behind the DJ booth to take in the overall scene, and before I could order my first $4.50 beer, I was immediately approached by a tall, dark haired latina with a nearly perfect body. She greeted me with the stripper handshake and allowed me to reciprocate. We groped one another for a bit before taking a seat on one of the “reserved” couches near the small satellite stage. We ordered drinks (beer for me + vodka & cranberry for her = $9.00). She said she was cold so I was happy to try to warm her up by rubbing all over her.