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I have made a trip down to Brazil and explored the mongering scene. Unfortunately, I only went to Rio de Janeiro and skipped Sao Paulo. I heard while I was in Rio that there is a club called Scandallo in Sao Paulo that is the best in the world. All hear-say, but I hear it as upwards of 200 girls and they are all young and the best of the best: Brazil's version of HK. I hear it is also expensive though -- $200ish dollars a pop. That said, next time I'm making the trip all the way to Brazil, I won't miss Sao Paulo.

Anyways, onto the Rio scene.

Normal Girls (I know, I know, some of you don't care): the girls are hot af, and the guys are ugly, and sex isn't stigmatized like it is in the states. If you're young, in-shape, etc. etc. you will be able to find some action for free. Broken Portuguese is enough, they don't really care. Just go to Lapa district at night, get some cheap drinks on the street and stay safe, and you'll have a great time.

Ok onto what you really want to know. The termas (kind of like a club and FKK combined). I went to 3 "clubs." I put "clubs" in quotes because they aren't clubs the way HK is a club. They are much, much smaller. Note: the termas are the most expensive option in Brazil, but since you are paying for a flight to Brazil, I assume you want the creme de la creme. Anyways, it's still cheaper than HK.

Centaurus: The most famous one because Justin Bieber visited it once upon a time. Westerners have heard of this club, and it is one that is made for the tourists. It is also priced for the tourists. I went on a weeknight around 7 pm (a crowded time) and I'd estimate there were 20 girls there, maybe 10 PLs. I don't have my receipt for when I left the club, but the total bill was around $220 USD. Keep in mind that most termas are cash only and only take Reals. I had a 30 min 3-some with 2 girls and 1 drink. I forget what the breakdown was, but this was the most expensive club by a lot, and the quality did not warrant the price. Quality was similar to HK, slightly better service, but paled in comparison to the other 2 I visited. Not open on Sundays.

Solarium: Located in the wealthy lagoon neighborhood. This is also priced for tourists, but it's not as famous as Centaurus, and not by the beach, so this was a little less expensive. It had a very similar vibe to Centaurus. 20ish girls, maybe 5-10 PLs at a time. When I went, the girls were of higher quality than Centaurus. I had 1 drink, had a 30 minute session with a girl (very good service), and I think the total bill was around $100 USD when I left. Notably at Solarium, the session doesn't end after you pop. My girl cuddled with me after I popped and really made me feel like I did a good job (even if it's an act, I appreciated it lol). Not open on Sundays.

Whiskeria 4x4: This is the one you can't miss. It is located in Centro (a little dangerous at night & on the weekends). Don't be an idiot. Take an uber or a 99 door to door. Don't take public transit unless you are going during business hours (M-F, 9-5). Similar to the other clubs, maybe a tiny bit smaller, with more girls. I'd estimate 30 girls, 5-6 PLs. More of a club vibe than a house vibe: loud music, kind of crowded etc. The prices are amazing, and the service is amaaaaaaazing. I paid $120 for a 40 min 3-some and it was the best sex of my life and I probably will never top it. BBBJ is standard. They made me nut in 10 minutes, pampered me for maybe 30 seconds, and then started at it again. Double BBBJ (ball-sucking included), DFK, lesbian show, with 1 girl hotter than any girl I have ever seen at HK, maybe in my life. 22 y/o Autumn Falls look-a-like, with bigger tits, and natural (I know it's hard to believe, but it's Brazil). The other girl would have been top 10% at HK. The selection is great (fewer to choose from, but slightly higher quality than HK which imo is already great), very low prices, and unbeatable service. Closed on Saturdays and Sundays (because the neighborhood is not safe). Also it might be noteworthy than you can pay with card here. Be 100% sure you can pay though (i.e. card isn't gonna decline, travel notice etc) because I wouldn't want any problems in this neighborhood.

There are other termas in centro, but afaik 4x4 is the biggest one. If I ever go back, I would explore the other termas in Centro. They are all pretty close (although maybe not walkable) but they probably deserve to be checked out. Hopefully this helps anyone planning a trip to Brazil. Don't skip Sao Paulo, and Whiskeria 4x4 is tops in Rio in my own experience.

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