Shockingly bad lineup on Saturday afternoon

I arrived at Cheetah around 3 or so. No charge to park, no cover fee but a girl up front looking for tips. Inside nothing has changed since the place opened, at least not that I've noticed. They've got a sports bar area you can head to instead of the club area, but I've honestly never gone in there to check it out. In the main club area, there's two bars on either side of the club. Each has its own pole behind it. Then, there's a central stage with two poles and one more pole up in a smaller area. Not much to say about the bathroom, there's an attendant and it's not disgusting. I grabbed a seat in the central area at a table, but found the music and lights to be a bit too much for my tastes so I moved off to a less front and center area. It took a few songs for a waitress to come over, I had to go out of my way to flag her down. She was busy grinding on a couple of guys a few tables over, and another was literally standing over in a corner twirling her hair. Anyway, 4.50 for a 16oz Bud Light. I would later order a Corona for a dancer & I think it was $6. So typical beer prices, I didn't order any cocktails. Getting the second round of drinks wasn't easy either, the stripper had to go walk over to the girl who was still twirling her hair 30 minutes later and literally tap her on the shoulder to get her attention. It was sadly the highlight of my visit.

While I was there, they were rotating 3 girls at a time, one behind each bar and one in the central stage. I think this is pretty typical, but at busier times they'll add more. They do the typical 3 song sets, clothed, topless, nude. The girls weren't wearing dresses like at the other two Cheetah's on weekends. It also didn't appear to run like clockwork like the other two locations. Girls often didn't take off their bottoms, some barely took of their tops. The next girl up wasn't always on time, and if she wasn't the current girl didn't wait. She'd just leave. At the other clubs, they'd never leave a stage empty.

Moving on the to girls themselves, they were bad. There was about 25 of them, the absolute best a 6 if I'm being generous. I also stopped in to Porthole Pub & Cheetah Pompano on this day. PHP isn't known for having the hottest chicks, but I can confidently say they were significantly hotter than Cheetah Hallendale's lineup on this day. Cheetah Pompano obviously blew them both away. This isn't just a preference thing, the girls were objectively bad. The 6 was a dancer I had known from the West Palm Cheetah probably 10 years ago. She was quite cute then, but it looks like her lifestyle, age, and childbirth have taken their toll. They were mostly latina, with a few black girls and a couple plain Jane white girls in there too. They were varied in age, mostly early to late twenties. All clearly old enough to drink, and no AARP members. Most were carrying 20+ extra pounds but none were downright fat, just too chubby to be stripping. Or at least too much to get my stripper money. The who weren't too chubby had other issues, one just had a straight up ugly face. I'd say butterface, but the body was just meh anyway. Others had floppy tits & saggy asses, or cellulite. Most seemed natural, but there was a handful with giant wet diaper looking asses. I could go on, but I think you get the point. The girls were downright bad.