Comments by Daybreaker (page 3)

Really though. Beats politics and all the "my dick is bigger" posturing going on.

Shit should only come up when fetishes are being discussed, amirite?

Most of my immediate family is Mormon... as long as I don't say anything about Mitt Romney, it should be fine. They already know I refer to Trump as President Pussy-Grabber, and it's gauche enough for their sensibilities that they don't mention him around me anymore.

This reminds me of this one time in middle school... you know, that awkward part of life no one likes remembering because they were so immature and embarrassing? Only difference here is you've traded acne creams for ED pills and Depends. The insults are pretty similar though.

@twenty five I actually agree with a lot of your posts so no worries there; ) I had this entire response written out and my battery died, taking my post with it. I'll write it out again when I have a minute.

And here I thought Trump was all for saying it like it is / fuck the PC police. Yet he gets "offended'' like a liberal and demands apologies from a cast of Broadway actors. God, he's so hardcore.

A spade's a spade. Don't feel ashamed of the demographic you're a part of. Someone has to embody cliches in order to keep them alive.

Such predictable reactions from a bunch of old white guys who lead secret lives throwing their money at pussy. Yawn. I can actually handle opposing viewpoints. But some of you guys seem as thin-skinned as your helmet-haired pres-elect. Come on now boys. Leave the name calling to us idiot youngsters. You're making us look bad. ps- there was plenty to know about Trump before he ran for president. Some of us knew how to research a fairly prominent public figure before the ''Election Edition" media began...

For me, as a chick, nothing at all. No one even knows. You can ask your fellow men (and a couple of teenage boys it seems like) on this site why it's undignified to ldk as a guy. ;)

He's an embarrassment and we look like a joke. It's an okay time to be a crybaby when the country's last shreds of dignity are being snipped off by a man who tweets more than a teenage girl and has a worse fake tan than most strippers.

If you want to be labeled as a creep, it's not a problem. ;) Honestly I thought this post was going to be sarcasm since it's a fairly common thing. A rookie thing, too though, as everyone knows why you're wearing them and that you're likely a pants jizzer.

I realize the comment about nipples and having a measuring tape was made in jest... I've just known a lot of girls from discussion forums to obsess over their nipples.

Sorry to burst the bubble of some of you would-be boob experts here, but... a good pair of fakes is REALLY hard to spot these days. A lot of the things you guys consider giveaways have nothing to do with real or fake- more women have wide set tits anatomically than you guys realize and breasts with a gap between them mean nothing. Nipple placement varies as well as a LOT of women have nipples that are very low or uneven naturally and most surgeons don't mess with nipple placement. Also you have to be cheap enough to get saline or it's botched if they're at all stiff or hard. I know this because I had mine done back in February. I am tall, thin and didn't want to look unnatural so I got the highly cohesive "gummy bear" kind and they feel and look so real eight months out from surgery, it even surprises me sometimes. Anyway, I did so much research prior to surgery it almost ruined boobs for me sexually ha. I saw so many before- and- afters of ugly tits. Doctors all say- they can't really change the look of your boobs, they mostly enhance what you have. For some women that means bigger tits that are still unattractive but just a bit less so. Made me feel bad for women with not-so- good anatomies. Paying all that money for a result that would never really be what they wanted. TL:DR tits are complicated, fake tits even more so. You've probably been fooled a time or two.

Hahaha! Another way to get a rush is to make it rain on homeless people camped out on the street. Sometimes you'll get a blind guy who genuinely doesn't know what's happening. The rush there is giving him an umbrella.

It's almost five am and I can't sleep. Sorry for the stupid topic guys. My brain is snoozing but my body didn't follow suit.

I'm great at my day job but it doesn't pay a ton (anything related to teaching never does!) and I have a chronic condition that makes working full-time basically impossible at this point. I'll admit that is one thing that appeals to me about stripping. If I'm sick that day, I'm sick. It's different from the kind of job I work now. I agree about gofundme. It's a pride thing for me when it comes to people I know....and rich people are REALLY not likely to seek out random causes to support lol

No I'm not posting this here because I want anyone's money. I'm just starting to wonder if stripping in Utah for awhile, limited as it may be, might just be viable regardless compared to other jobs.

Come sit on my lap. I'll gladly take your place while you get older, bitter and dried up.

I call bullshit, mylittlepony69. But come put your tits in my face. I'm a young woman myself, but I'm still objectifying the shit out of you while thinking how much better I'll be at your job than you are.

As a chick myself, I am VERY aware of how much makeup a stripper has on/if it's tacky or applied badly. There is a dancer at the club I visit most who came out one night when the other girls were caked in makeup and had big hair...she had simple "surfer girl" hair and very light makeup and my bf and I couldn't take our eyes off her. Some strippers are the "only hot with makeup and blacklight" type. But there are those rare dancers who are truly just hot all on their own. ;)

As a matter of fact, I have the "gummy bear" implants. They're more expensive than the older silicone-not by a crazy amount or anything. They are MUCH more expensive than saline but safety wise, they have much less risk for pretty much all of the common complications, and because they are highly cohesive, a rupture would be far less likely and less dangerous if it did occur. I can honestly say, having had bigger boobs before yoga turned me into a hardbody, that my implants feel way more natural to me and on my body than I could have hoped for.

Oh, most importantly...with the latest innovations in breast augmentation, they FEEL real. That was a big deal to me. I have a friend with saline ones who told me they felt like having "water balloons". The top of the line silicone feels really er...boob-like? for lack of a better expression ;)

@mrdeuce I would have thought they were real too, until I had a boob job myself a few months back. In all my research (which was fun for a boob fanatic like myself) I learned that boob jobs are getting REALLY good. If someone goes cheap they'll look fake. But I know girls with fake boobs that you'd never guess were fake! I might be a little biased but I think mine look pretty natural. I didn't go cheap. It was worth it though. Back to Abi though...I've always thought her body put Kate Upton's to shame. Especially as Kate has been getting older.

They're fake. I can post a link to a pretty well- circulated photo of her before her boob job. They look fantastic though!

I mean...I'd love to just bury my face in those things. Let's be real.