Comments by DivorcedDude (page 3)

Yeah, that's what I was thinking too. It will never go to trial. She's just looking for a settlement and the Duggars will pay her to avoid the (continued) bad press.

"Does your jewelry turn your skin green if you wear it for more than 3 hours?" Ha, nice one.

"Get her a 20 Piece and a McFlurry." Ha ha. That's some big pimpin right there.

Congrats JS. Enjoy the high. I'm curious how she reeled you back in.

I'm the 1 out of 10 that would choose Kourtney. I'm also probably the 1 out of 100 that would go without sex, rather than sleep with Kim.

De nada juice. Here's a gift idea tlk. Buy her the cheapest possible shoes you can find, from Walmart or Payless or something. Then, stuff a $100 bill in each shoe. When she opens the box, she'll probably be disgusted, but once she looks inside, she'll probably break into a big smile and it will lighten the mood. Just a thought.

Wow, didn't realize HIV could be spread by breast milk: "Infection with HIV occurs by the transfer of blood, semen, vaginal fluid, pre-ejaculate, or breast milk."

Yeah, I'm very curious to see if he says how he got it. I think shooting heroin is more likely, but unprotected anal sex with a prostitute or porn star could have also caused it. At least Denise and the kids are in the clear.

"Tell her that number and ask her if she still thinks your broke." Truth.

Deal! Send the skinny ones my way.

The little guy has good taste in asses.

"I think you sound financially smart. Seriously rich ppl don't get rich or stay rich by just shitting away cash...they always negotiate the best deals." well said juice a lot of rich people fly under the radar they know it's better to be inconspicuous, rather than being flashy and drawing attention if you advertise that you are rich, people will expect you to spend more for lots of things i think OP is better off taking the bruise to his ego, rather than proving he's not broke, which will put a target on him

"IDK – do you guys think DivorceDude would like this one?" HA HA! Papi you crack me up. Please, no more. It's almost dinner time and I don't want to lose my appetite!

That's funny. We definitely won't be fighting over women. Those big asses that Kim K & Alexis Texas have are totally disgusting in my opinion. They just gross me out. People are different. One person's trash is another's treasure and vice versa.

Okay, just voted for you. If you can't fix the economy, you owe me a Voodoo doughnut. Good luck.

I herd that extras chewing gum is good. Might do better to just wet your dick in the ocean. ha ha you can't spell, but sometimes you make me laugh nuts

It's interesting how people have completely different taste in women. Nothing wrong with it, just interesting. I guess that's why strippers come in all different shapes and sizes, because everyone has different tastes. Anyway, that ass isn't appealing to me. I'm into small, tight little asses. Just about every one of these is perfect in my book: http://thechive.com/2012/09/24/mind-the-gap-55-photos/

I've been slacking lately, but planning on about 3 or 4 trips per month going forward. #stripclubgoals

Me neither. The other letters might look good in black. Good luck.

"Rech: Your new one is lame as hell regardless" If he changed it to D$Luva and had the dollar sign in green and the rest another color, it might be slightly less lame.

"opinions on how much really should be spent on these categories" i don't know about how much should be spent, because that's all a matter of personal preference however, here's my typical visit: lap dances: $70 including tips drinks for self: $15 cover, misc. tips: $10 stage tipping: $10 my visits are pretty tame, so i'm only spending about $100 per trip

Don't know. Maybe that's why $440 of casino chips were missing and she raided the mini-fridge.

Wow. I guess a double shot with extra cream here doesn't mean the same thing as Starbucks.

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*money, not movie