Reviews

**This is long-winded and contains flashes of raw, primal anger, so fasten your seatbelts.** To quote the famous Russian hockey bard Alex Ovechkin, he said 12 months ago, “we’re not gonna be suck this year”.…

Lust sits on the north edge of Martinsburg, in a generic cinderblock building with the requisite amounts of neon, with a stretch Hummer limo and vans slathered with the Lust logo awaiting bachelor parties, visiting…

So I made what now appears to be my annual visit to the club that, under a previous name, Stormy Daniels got her start. It's been long enough that it appears a completely new…

First time in a while I needed to pick someone up late at BWI. So I got here before 8. No one manning the ID stand, no cover. About 8 custies,…

Every year around this time they do a luau party on a Saturday night at the Millstream. Of course with torrential rains outside, no pig roast or anything like that in the parking lot,…

Another visit to a club on my night in Nola. This one is right on Bourbon St, and on this night I was probably more impressed with the humanity on the street outside the…

In Nola for a meeting. Paid $10 cover (might have been $12, it’s been a week and I didn’t really care enough one way or another about this place). Bartenders and waitresses…

Visited relatives in LA, came back down to Orange County via a stop at CG's for the first time in 3 years. Saturday night a busy night, about 30 PLs (mostly younger, some in…

It may have been my general state of relaxation and monetary preparedness (my longtime favorite was in town and entertaining me tonight), but this place definitely trended upward for me last night compared to…

So it was snowing and icing and the temperature was plummeting. I’d just finished up with my work visit to Lumbus and I had my usual late flight. I stumbled in around 4…

I should really not like this place. And in most ways it really does suck. The bouncer asked for ID and read the riot act before I entered. DC allows no lap dances.…

The Good Guys is a strip club with three stages featuring nude dancers, half of whom have prodigious tattoos (one blonde had a tattoo on every limb). The bartenders are friendly, the…