This is as close to a...

This is as close to a "home" club for me as it comes, given I'm from Virginia this is probably a stretch but you get far more mileage here than you will in any club in DC or northern VA. Baltimore is definitely a different strip club planet compared to its wealthier but more prim metropolitan neighbor to the south. Atmosphere is what everyone says, it seems like a restaurant with dancers, in a tucked away rural neighborhood. No sleaze factor at all, at least on the outside. No problem driving a nice car or even a family car here, it fits right in. Best of all, no cover charge!

The earlier you come, the fewer the girls. At 6 on a Saturday, the DJ may not even be there and half the girls may be in a cabana or VIP room, so the manager is scrambling to find girls to put on stage. Definitely not an issue after 8 when the main shift is in. The big plus is many of the gals are very friendly, especially if you are there earlier. I began coming here in October whenever I was in the area and I've averaged a visit a month, sometimes during the week, sometimes on Sunday, but mostly Saturday afternoons/evenings. Not all the gals are fully-endowed, and most have some really freaky tattoos but that seems to be the trend everywhere these days. (The great exception seem to be the gals in Orlando, who have either small or no tattoos.) My favorites are Chelsea (the blonde with the Sinatra hat and the D-cups and wickedly funny, with prominent back and leg tattoos), and Rosie (great body and uses it, with a girl-next-door face). Sara, a brunette, has great legs and butt. Others are varying levels of cuteness, skankiness, tattoo coverage, and cup size. I think I'm lucky that the hotter gals at the club here like me as a regular, so I may have a bit of liberty compared to other customers. The laps on the sofas in the back room are $30 each, the gals will do full contact with you but you're not supposed to touch them. Ironic because in the main room, the gals are quite friendly and cuddly and there doesn't appear to be much in the way of heavy-handed security (I sense they focus on keeping the riff-raff out in the first place.) Rent a cabana ($250 for 30 min, plus the gal gets $100, or both get $100 if you take two with you). In the room you get to seriously play (touching is expected, though some gals have certain rules), though it is topless only. There are also VIP rooms which are more expensive but not necessarily better or more mileage.

Food here isn't bad, some of the menu items are a little over-the-top (crab sliders, Frito pie), but you sometimes get to eat with your favorite dancers. Christina is a very sweet little bartender, many of the other gals behind the bar are nice too.