Reviews by Roadworrier
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2310 N Dale Mabry Hwy
Tampa, FL 33607
Dinner with random strippers running around
At 7:30 on a Wednesday evening, there's nothing going on here. A lone girl is on the stage squatting next to her friends at the side of the stage. A few girls…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Warrior15)
Feb 28, 2019, 6:40 AM
Atlantis Gentlemen's Club
11600 66th St N
Largo, FL 33773
Sad-lantis
The best and most attractive part of the club is the entrance where you pay your cover (I think it was $5 or $7 or whatever, but even free is too much for this place).…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Roadworrier)
Feb 28, 2019, 6:40 AM
Mons Venus
2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy
Tampa, FL 33607
MILF Does a Body Good
So I visited this place for the 3rd time in my life, parked in the oddly-shaped lot, walked in and paid my $22, and sat down next to be stage and ordered my $4 diet…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Roadworrier)
Feb 28, 2019, 6:32 AM
Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club
16361 US Hwy 19 N
Clearwater, FL 33764
No shine
I found myself staying on the "other side" of the bay for the first time in years, and went to a couple clubs, Oz and this one. DDs seems to have pretty favorable reviews.…
4 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Morris2016)
Feb 27, 2019, 3:03 AM
OZ
13577 US-19
Clearwater, FL 33764
Not Much Wizardry But You Can Get a Free Hat
So this was the second place I visited while on my trip. Oz looks like a giant neon Pizza Hut at night, glistening in the pouring rain and reflecting in deep puddles in the parking…
3 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(stanlee)
Feb 27, 2019, 3:02 AM
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, DC 20007
Holding Down the Fort Till the Regulars Show Up
For the first time in a while, I was in Glover Park, found a parking space in front around 9ish, and stopped by GG. No ID, no cover, just a DJ on the right…
Oct 24, 2018, 5:40 AM
Lust Gentlemen's Club
1110 Hedgesville Rd
Martinsburg, WV 25403
Could It Be I've Found a Home at Last?
Ever since my first visit to Lust in September, there were signs that, if the stars aligned properly, it could well be a successor to the string of Baltimore clubs that have been…
4 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(billjohnson)
Oct 22, 2018, 6:16 AM
Gentlemen's Gold Club
5801 Pulaski Hwy
Baltimore, MD 21205
Solid Fundamentals, Some Talent
It's only about an hour drive or less with no traffic from most areas of the Baltimore-Washington area. And it features the best meat at reasonable prices. On occasion, it can also be a…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(Toddthesmith)
Oct 14, 2018, 6:55 AM
PaperMoon Springfield
6315 Amherst Ave
Springfield, VA 22150
Unexpected Wildness
Do not expect to walk into this club and get "value". Apparently there is new management, and although the basic club hasn't changed (three people standing outside at the door, one of which was…
Oct 3, 2018, 4:24 AM
Millstream Inn
5310 Dogwood Rd
Baltimore, MD 21207
Never on Sunday
I will not be wordy, nor will I need too many paragraphs to describe why mongers should not come here on Sunday. Especially if the day before, they had some kind of "event"…
Oct 1, 2018, 4:43 AM
Ritz Cabaret
504 S Broadway
Baltimore, MD 21231
Sunday was Suck
**This is long-winded and contains flashes of raw, primal anger, so fasten your seatbelts.**
To quote the famous Russian hockey bard Alex Ovechkin, he said 12 months ago, “we’re not gonna be suck this year”.…
8 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(fred56)
Oct 1, 2018, 4:25 AM
Lust Gentlemen's Club
1110 Hedgesville Rd
Martinsburg, WV 25403
Upscale for the People
Lust sits on the north edge of Martinsburg, in a generic cinderblock building with the requisite amounts of neon, with a stretch Hummer limo and vans slathered with the Lust logo awaiting bachelor parties, visiting…
Sep 22, 2018, 4:18 AM
The Penthouse Club - Baton Rouge
4622 Bennington Ave
Baton Rouge, LA 70808
The show in town
So I made what now appears to be my annual visit to the club that, under a previous name, Stormy Daniels got her start. It's been long enough that it appears a completely new…
Sep 12, 2018, 3:42 AM
Fantasies Nightclub
5520 Pennington Ave
Baltimore, MD 21226
A few hotties for yer viewing pleasure - more or less
First time in a while I needed to pick someone up late at BWI. So I got here before 8. No one manning the ID stand, no cover. About 8 custies,…
3 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(TippingDollars)
Jul 25, 2018, 9:03 PM
Millstream Inn
5310 Dogwood Rd
Baltimore, MD 21207
Wet and Secure Night for a Luau
Every year around this time they do a luau party on a Saturday night at the Millstream. Of course with torrential rains outside, no pig roast or anything like that in the parking lot,…
3 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(zero100)
Jul 23, 2018, 6:19 PM
Rick's Cabaret
315 Bourbon St
New Orleans, LA 70130
Tourist trap, $50 laps, non-working ATM. What more could you want?
Another visit to a club on my night in Nola. This one is right on Bourbon St, and on this night I was probably more impressed with the humanity on the street outside the…
3 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(623)
May 2, 2018, 7:38 AM
The Penthouse Club - New Orleans
727 Iberville St
New Orleans, LA 70130
Nothing But Air
In Nola for a meeting. Paid $10 cover (might have been $12, it’s been a week and I didn’t really care enough one way or another about this place). Bartenders and waitresses…
May 2, 2018, 7:38 AM
California Girls Santa Ana
1109 N Harbor Blvd
Santa Ana, CA 92703
Roborotica
Visited relatives in LA, came back down to Orange County via a stop at CG's for the first time in 3 years. Saturday night a busy night, about 30 PLs (mostly younger, some in…
Apr 29, 2018, 5:06 AM
Millstream Inn
5310 Dogwood Rd
Baltimore, MD 21207
The Good, The Bad, And The $$
It may have been my general state of relaxation and monetary preparedness (my longtime favorite was in town and entertaining me tonight), but this place definitely trended upward for me last night compared to…
1 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Roadworrier)
Mar 30, 2018, 5:56 AM
Bucks Platinum Columbus
2830 Johnstown Rd
Columbus, OH 43219
One Hot Summer
So it was snowing and icing and the temperature was plummeting. I’d just finished up with my work visit to Lumbus and I had my usual late flight. I stumbled in around 4…
2 commentslast: 6 yrs ago(speedlimt39)
Jan 12, 2018, 5:06 PM
Archibald's Gentlemen's Club
1520 K St NW
Washington, DC 20005
“What’s a nice girl like you ...”
I should really not like this place. And in most ways it really does suck. The bouncer asked for ID and read the riot act before I entered. DC allows no lap dances.…
2 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Cheo_D)
Jan 11, 2018, 4:24 PM
Good Guys
2311 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, DC 20007
A Strip Club You Can Take Your Mom To
The Good Guys is a strip club with three stages featuring nude dancers, half of whom have prodigious tattoos (one blonde had a tattoo on every limb). The bartenders are friendly, the…
1 commentslast: 8 yrs ago(Roadworrier)
Dec 14, 2017, 9:01 PM
Gold Club Centerfolds
11363 Folsom Blvd
Rancho Cordova, CA 95742
Three Brunettes and a Sweaty Pornstar
I hadn't been back to GCC in a year. This was my first night time visit to this club ever. Arriving around 8 pm, only one stage (the large stage) was operating,…
5 commentslast: 7 yrs ago(Roadworrier)
Nov 17, 2017, 3:28 PM



















