Reviews by Roadworrier

For what it is, a tavern in stylish NW DC with three stages featuring nekkid girls, it is actually not bad. I could see where Crystal City Restaurant in VA may have modeled…

I guess the third visit for me to this club was the charm. The place looked good and I got some nice attention from a lovely Brazilian dancer named Mia. More on Mia momentarily. At…

This was my second visit (first time was a year ago), after a business meeting while I was in town. There is a rule I follow when judging strip clubs (among many, but this is…

The best and worst thing about this place is the location. Best because it's a good neighborhood (next to Ruth's Chris Steak House). Worst because everybody can see you going into the place…

The first thing you notice about the GGC is the building in front of it - Chap's Pit Beef. While GGC has your usual upscale strip club food, Chap's is a treasure, a…

And so I walked in around 8 after dinner, to see if lightning could strike twice in a row in this generally unassuming unbusy club. The cutest gal is the bartender with brown…

Usually when I'm here, good or middling times, I will always find someone to spend some time with. I came early tonight ahead of an early morning flight from BWI. so I was…

On an ordinary night, a club with 2-3 customers, 2 bartenders and 3 dancers (about 7 in rating) would be the dictionary version of "meh". And the two times I'd been here were easily…

Good girl:boy ratios, but those dancer drinks add up Came to see my regular tonight. Arrived after 9, itcwas tge usual quiet 2-3 girls and 4-5 PL's. Within a couple hours though, there…

Leave it to the independent City of Roanoke to quietly host the only nude strip club in the Old Dominion and the only one with honest to goodness topless lap dances. Treasure Club (which…

It's been almost a year since my last visit to Millstream. Unfortunately the management last year somehow matched my reviewer persona to my actual persona, and per a dancer friend, some degree of hell…

My pickup at BWI was delayed for 6 hours. I was hungry and decided to head for....Fantasies! Umm, why not? Their chicken breast sandwich as it turned out was excellent,…

This was my second visit to PM, this time on a Saturday evening. Again I had a Euro sports car, so they let me park in one of the four coned-off spaces in…

I'd been here once maybe 10-11 years ago, mainly watching stage dances and nuzzling a friendly LSU coed in her scant outfit. On my Monday night visit this week the club charged $3…

Stopped by what looks like a boarded-up Steak-and-Ale on Cleveland Ave. Inside you pay a $7 cover...... at 3:55 in the afternoon? Good news is you get a ticket good for any meal…

On my way back from a meeting outside of 'Lumbus, I gassed up and decided to stop by the club with about 4 hours to kill before my flight home. The club is…

An unusual Saturday afternoon club visit for me. My first time on the infamous Baltimore Block. I was going to meet a dancer friend who works here occasionally on day shifts, but she texted…

Arrived around 10ish this Wednesday evening. Only a $6 cover compared to the usual $11 cover. Smoking is allowed in this place. Rare these days in strip clubs, and for me, a negative. There initially…

Hadn't been back here in 6 months. My ATF was working tonight alongside a visiting ATF who was in town and working for just one night here. Both provided me plenty of attention,…

Second time here (first time was in 2009). Located between a rail crossing and the Remo Drum factory, Sort of appropriate for a place where a young woman can paradiddle on my snare…

The signs next to the stage say it all. "Please Do Not Touch the Girls". I've come here every so often over the past 20 years. The CCR is what it is.…

I imagine at night with tons of guys and lots of dancers, this relatively small, 70s chrome-and-neon throwback is quite a party palace. At 2 in the afternoon, it's fairly dead. No…

Ybor Strip actually sits well east of Ybor City in kind of an industrial area. It was pretty quiet. most people going in and coming out wearing T-shirts. Cover was $10 to get…

The only prior time I was here was in 2011 (also going to Score's at that time). For some reason, I was not so impressed 5 years ago, It was a Friday night…

This was better than I expected for being in the poontang desert of Northern Virginia, but as others have said, not really a great value. I was in the Springfield area after a…