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4 years ago
I can also vouch for Duolingo. Get one friend request a day and ain't none of them girls.
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4 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
^ I wonder who the first offender was (if not Juice) that made it illegal and ruined it for the rest of us.
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4 years ago
SD of going on 3 years just had surgery on his shoulder a week ago. Before that, I took him to his MRI appointment (cause he drank and had a few valiums to calm his nerves, so obviously he couldn't drive himself) and drove him home shortly after his surgery. He lives alone with an older dog and the rest of his acquaintances didn't have a schedule flexible enough to help him out on a whim, so I helped him around for a day or so post-op and helped take care of his dog.
Before the surgery, he's been in too much pain to have any fun, and obviously he's in no condition for it now, but he insisted to give me a little something something for my time helping him out even though I wasn't expecting or asking anything from him. We're at that point in our arrangement where we've known and seen each other long enough that one or two non-monetary favors aren't going to break our relationship. We've always made up for it later in one way or another.
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4 years ago
https://pics.me.me/gonna-do-whatever-the-bleep-i-want-because-you-know-30601659.png
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4 years ago
" I have to be attractive to the dancer. 𝘐𝘯 𝘮𝘺 𝘤𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵'𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘮 𝘧𝘪𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘥𝘺, 𝘯𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘴. "
Show me your tits.
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4 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
^ Everyone in my neck of the woods has been very sociable and happy too. Then again, Jacksonville hasn't ever been known to get loud at a mass scale regardless of what event is happening. (Not compared to places like NY, ATL, or PHL anyway)
Then again, drivers have been driving more aggressively the last couple days. I wonder if that has a link to the election results or if it's just typical Florida drivers.
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4 years ago
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EveWhere there's a hole, there's a way. [HIATUS]
I almost forgot I had HTTPS because of how quietly it works on your browser, but it does give a bit of peace of mind whenever I do remember it.
If I wanted to stay on topic, I'd recommend dating apps kinda/sorta, except I have none that I'd recommend. All the strip club apps (mostly the unmarketed ones) all seem outdated.
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4 years ago
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trixxiformer stripper is now an internet slut
Chicken dipped or dunked in gravy, depending on the girl.
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4 years ago
I remember seeing Zena during my one stop here, but she wasn't one of my top picks for girls to mingle with. After reading this, I'm glad I didn't.
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4 years ago
Problem is you're asking TUSCL, and not a forum of average joe custies, and I believe TUSCL has spoken (https://youtu.be/K-VcMcHHoFg). Although it's kinda wholesome to see the few replies on here that aren't just "fuck me or gtfo".
Me... I just like to find dancers that aren't afraid to get comfortable with another woman. Sometimes that can be a challenge if the dancer is strictly hetero or tries to avoid female custies as much as she can, but I try to set a good example for other lady mongers.
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4 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
nO A tAgS!?
Fiiiiiiiine.
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4 years ago
Anyone that's watched Dragon Ball Z (or has kids that do) should know who these three are: https://static2.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/androids.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=960&h=500
Android 18 (the female) was a badass.
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4 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
"comment lists are now back."
All of TUSCL: https://youtu.be/rfVelblYqYk
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4 years ago
@Gamma I'm not fuckin Megatron for his personality. I'm sure Optimus Prime is pretty packin too (especially after seeing the size of his mack truck), but when it comes to books and movies I generally get more aroused by the villains.
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4 years ago
Megatron . . . is that a Fusion Cannon, a decepticon, or are you just happy to see me?
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4 years ago
"I have never seen a female customer in a shower show."
I'll add it to my monger bucket list just to see what it's like... if I ever find a club that offers it.
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4 years ago
But what if there's a club called Club Du Soleil, which is owned by Cirque Du Soleil, where the physical requirements are the same, but the girls are still independant contractors with the opportunity to do shows internationally? 🤔
From what I've looked up, their performers and staff average between $30k to $100k a year.
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4 years ago
^ If a girl has the pole skills and athleticism that match up to Cirque Du Soleil, she needs to be auditioning for Cirque Du Soleil, not a strip club.
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4 years ago
A strip club under doctorevil would require you to buy dances/VIP from at least 2 strippers at once instead of 1.
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4 years ago
"... Kamala would be the house mom ..."
I hate it already.
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4 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
Sometimes my hyperlinks go through in my comments. Sometimes they don't.
I don't think many of us use them on here, but it's driving me nuts cause I can't edit them in if they don't work.
(Ijustwanttosharelinksinacleanway.)
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4 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
I've got some Xanax that I haven't touched for a long while if Mark wants a couple.
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4 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
I'll do that with my next batch of singles.
(And if I get in the slammer for this, you all know who snitched.)
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4 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
https://i.imgur.com/ObNsamx.jpg
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4 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
<ahref="https://i.imgur.com/ObNsamx.jpg">Tell your friends.</a>