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4 years ago
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gammanu95My casual drinking is your alcohol poisoning.
I'll take all the singles I plan on using to tip with and write "From: Founder" across it with a sharpie.
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4 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
I'm just glad I won't be getting 20 calls or texts a day from spam numbers anymore.
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4 years ago
More like OTC - Over The Comment (as in, my comment just jumped Eve OTC so now her comment has new context.)
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4 years ago
@heavingawsrfvgbh
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4 years ago
^ what
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4 years ago
OTC - One Tasty Coochie.
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4 years ago
To follow with @heaving's answer, Over The Counter where you get some generic civvie girl to fuck who's similar to the stripper where you'd otherwise get an expensive 'prescription' from the club with however many refills, but the civvie is just the cost of dinner and drinks.
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4 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Maybe. <a href="https://i.imgur.com/wTg8hu6.png">I still have my suspicions.</a>
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4 years ago
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Papi_ChuloMiami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
. . . Pistola?
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4 years ago
^ I've never tested that theory at their ATMs. If I have to withdraw more than $100, I'm asking the teller inside or through the drive-thru service because I always feel anxious getting a lot of money while I'm standing out in the open, even if I'm the only person out there wanting to use the ATM.
Every time I've ask a teller for a large withdrawal, they'll ask me how I want it split up. Same thing when I've asked for foreign currency. I guess it's not that convenient if you just want to get in-and-out or don't want to talk to anyone, but it beats getting randomized big bills from the machine.
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4 years ago
I highly suspect that this is a pre-COVID visit. I just called the club and they said they're still not offering table dances - just the private rooms.
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4 years ago
oiav is onto something. You forgot to describe the location of the bathrooms! Incontinence can strike at any minute!
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4 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
Didn't even notice this until today because we don't get articles as often, BUT...
We can't select/copy/paste the contents of Unpublished Articles. Was that on purpose? It isn't handy if someone has a slight or big suspicion the article was stolen or plagerised and wants to double check on the web before approving/rejecting.
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4 years ago
@Rock, I think I remember some recent reviewers saying they're not doing table dances right now?
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4 years ago
^ She counted in front of me after she'd proclaim that I miscounted, but not right after I handed the singles to her. She'd walk somewhere near the register with her back turned so I didn't see anything (or question anything since we worked together for a while and we always enjoyed talking to each other, plus she'd help me score some custies on occasion), so that was probably when she snuck some money out of the stack so it would look like she was right when she finally did count it in front of me. This was about 4 years ago, so I wasn't quite a newbie dancer anymore but I definitely wasn't a veteran in the strip club business yet... Nor did I learn yet to stop being too nice.
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4 years ago
My waitress was a ROB in the full word sense and not the acronym.
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4 years ago
My experience is not related to buying drinks, but turning in singles at work. Pretty much the same theme though.
I was working at DD in Daytona Beach with a waitress/bartender I got along with fairly well every time we worked together over the span of half a year. One night I was counting all the excess 1s I had and gave them to her to turn into large bills. I tell her that I counted $80. Soon she comes back and says that it's only $70. Generally... I've never miscounted money in my life because I triple-check and stack them in piles of 20 bills, so what she said confused me but I let it slide figuring I must have rushed my count or whatever my sorry excuse was. She gives me $70 back and I go about my night.
One week later, another night where I have a lot of 1s. Same method of counting I've always had. Count three times, separate in stacks of 20 bills, turn them in. I tell the bartender how much it is ($145), she counts, then comes back and yet again tells me that my count is short... by 15. At this point, I'm like WTF cause there is no way I've miscounted twice. I worked with 2 other bartenders at this club and this was the only bartender that claimed I was miscounting. So she sees my frustration and she swears that she'll quad-count, and if it turns out she's wrong then she'll pay me back the other 15. So I went on about my business with only $130.
Fast forward to a month later (because I took a small break from the commute), I go back to work and find out that that bartender got fired. She was caught stealing money out of the cash register and from other dancers - pocketing some money when counting their singles. It all made sense then and there. This is the only ROB waitress/bartender I've worked with, but since that happened, I've always felt way better turning in my singles to the manager rather than someone behind the bar.
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4 years ago
I worked with a girl at a bikini bar one time who was caught asking customers to buy her drinks (when she was only 18) by the bartender twice, and every single night they worked together it was utter drama. The girl wasn't mentally all there and got fired in a month. Not for underage drinking, but for propositioning OTC to customers. (She was in VIP and another dancer and their customer were in the room next to theirs and overheard her talking about it. The other dancer decided to use her phone to record the conversation and ratted her out.).
I'm still puzzled as to how she didn't get booted from the club sooner for trying to get alcohol, since management was made very well aware from the bartender what she had been doing.
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4 years ago
Even if it's a good afternoon shift, $30 is a painful cover - but I suppose it's no different than getting 3 cocktail drinks, so if you're looking to drink anyway...
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4 years ago
I don't think you'd find any penisterians at a lesbian strip club if we're talkin just the dancers and not the female custies. Some could still be omnivores like myself and just may be in the mood to eat something besides man meat.
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4 years ago
^ Huh. Almost exactly like a pescetarian... but with a nicer ring to it.
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4 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
well fuck.
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4 years ago
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founderslip a dollar in her g-string for me
I think around 90% of us have vouched for getting the Comments option back. It's like, we've been used to having the base 4 course meal for so long (Reviews, Discussions, Articles, Comments) that just having the 3 course meal is not enough. (I didn't mean to not include Photos, but that's more like a midnight snack than a full course.)
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4 years ago
Okay, there may only be one vegan strip club, <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beA-HMLVb9M">BUT we also have...</a>
@lopaw, you will be the first to see and taste - er, test everything and everyone at my grand opening ~
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4 years ago
But some of us were using condoms for social distancing precautions. Y'know... in case he was right and we wouldn't catch it.