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In the shower today I found that I’ve successfully grown my belly to the point that when I stand straight I cannot see my penis. Anyone else accomplished this...

on the crowded shuttle from the off-airport rental lot to the airport, a cute, tall mid-20s was standing in front of me. The bus went over a speed bump...

If you’re a day-shift type of PL, what time do you normally go to sleep? If you’re a night-shift type of PL, do you go home before the club...

Hey 25 (and others like you) - what’s the difference between a joke and two cocks up the ass? You can’t take a joke......

What would be discussed if there were no trolls? 1. Type of pants to wear for a lap dance 2. How to negotiate for a bj in vip 3. ...

1. How is a woman like a condom? Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. 2. What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you...

I apologize for my recent posts about Shadowcat being in the funeral home and Flagooner being in the rest home. When in my post about Flagooner, Shadowcat piled on...

Some saw the humor in yesterday’s post about Shadowcat. Most did not. At least it motivated people to join the discussion and put some energy into a mundane...

Heard from Shadowcat’s daughter that he passed this morning. The legend is no longer with us. I’ve already contacted Follies and asked that they keep his chair empty...

Flagonner was staying at the rest home. There he met 85 year old Flora, who soon became his girlfriend. They enjoyed sitting in the garden area, where Flora...

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In a recent response, NiceSpice wrote “want a dance? $20” in Chinese. In how many languages can this group say “Fuck You”? No using Google Translate Thanks, NiceSpice for...

Last time at the club I chatted with a dancer I had only seen from afar several times before. She looks mid-20s, ok face and body. Decided to...

Call it a ‘header’? Other suggestions? https://www.xnxx.com/video-9rz57a/worlds_biggest_vagina_where_guy_insert_his_head...

Eat or Re-gift? I never bought one, never eaten one or gifted one. Just sits there for a few weeks and then goes in the trash. Who’s the fruitcake around here?...

A female patient in her late thirties, single since a few months, wanted to have sex with her gynaecologist. Ar one of her routine visits, she starts the discussion by saying...