Posts by Itsmytime

I'm in VIP and the dancer is facing the curtain while grinding away. I'm wearing flip-flops. She notices my toes curl, quickly stands up and says, "you're not going to get any of that shit on me!". Stopped…

Yesterday at church, the preacher suggested that before every decision, I should ask myself, 'what would Jesus do?'. So, at the club, would Jesus settle for regular lap dances or would he want extras? By the way, I do know…

Saw the video at the link below and realized I've never seen a handicapped dancer. I suppose it depends on the type of handicap and its severity, but if the girl was otherwise attractive I just might go for…

Parked the car (no valet) at the club today and started walking to the front door. Then I see a cop cruiser parked next to the front door, with the club manager standing outside. No sight of a…

At a club today, I was approached by an older somewhat attractive blonde with x-large man-mades. Instead of the traditional 'Wanna dance...' approach, the first thing out of her mouth was 'Wanna blow-job?'. I prefer this direct approach.…

It's a busy time of year and I to work late last night and didn't get home until around 2 am. To thank me, me boss told me to take off today. Knowing that the Mrs would be at…

Rare footage... The listerine mouthwash prep, the vacuum pump, the spitting...it's there in all glory. http://m.xhamster.com/movies/5626098/asian_grandpa_and_hooker.html

It's happened to me twice now in a private dance, so I asked why. The dancer said that she licks a PL's fingers to make sure the fingers are clean and the nails are short before allowing FIV.…

Recently at Heavenly Bodies in Chicago I had a dance with a Blasian, half black / half Asian. The girl was very exotic and sensual. Got me thinking about mixes that I like. First was Phoebe Cates.…

Two old men from the retirement home took a newly arrived resident with them to a nearby diner / pie shop for lunch. After lunch, the cute waitress asked if they wanted pie for dessert. The first man…

I recently was out of town and rented a car. They gave me two key fobs attached together along with a id tag on an unremovable chain. I visited a club with no valet parking. I head…

Today is Pearl Harbor day, so my dancer will be Asian. And, it's Hanukkah this week, so I'll find a Jewish dancer as well. For Presidents' Day I'll find a Lewinski lookalike. Others?