Posts by Itsmytime

I've never tried this in the VIP, but I suppose someone out there has done it. For us virgins, here are the instructions... http://www.uberkinky.co.uk/essential-guides/beginners-guide-to-fisting.html

Went to have my teeth cleaned today. The hygienist was a cute little thing that just finished school. As she was cleaning my teeth, there was too much saliva. She went for the suction but my natural…

A recent post about lies that dancers tell got me thinking about lies I tell dancers. I once told a dancer that I was well endowed. She challenged me to prove it and offered a free dance…

During lap dances, I've has girls that smelled like alcohol, like cigarettes, like joints, like various perfumes, etc. Recently I got a lapper and the girl smelled like, well, a girl. Yeah, she had just finished her stage…