Comments by Retired (page 6)

Thanks for the review, Von1010. It has probably been at least 10 years since I have been to this club. For 30 years, I travelled to the twin cities for work meetings, etc. The original bed dances were overrated and I think back then they were three for $90. I never got extras here. As I think of it, the only place I got significant extras was at Choice, which has been closed for a number of years now. I liked DreamGirls over the related Deja Vu club. Thanks.

I have to add, the older I have gotten, my scale has adjusted downward. In other words, an upper 30 year-old with a couple of kids at home, not afraid of the male anatomy, wanting to make a few extra bucks, carrying a few extra pounds, looks damn good to me. If I was in my 20s or 30s, I might head downtown more, but these days, I will am drawn to the more dive clubs that contract with these type of friendly horny ladies! About two weeks ago, I got a one hand down my unzipped shorts, another hand up my shorts, hj from an older 20 year-old Hispanic that is HWP with a cute face at one of my favorite clubs for a total of $140. I was in heaven! I am not sure I would have went with that 30 years ago.

Thanks one more time, Muddy. Great title and glad you found what you were hunting for. Wasn't just last night that you wouldn't pay $40 for a dance, too expensive? Lol, been there, done that. $180 should at least get you a hj or cbj! Downtown is darn expensive and you hit some of the higher end clubs that don't offer much in extras. They have some great eye candy though. I spent an afternoon not that long ago hitting five "No Touching Dancer" clubs, Acropolis, Devils Pt, Lucky Devil, Hawthorne Strip & a club on Morrison St. I just wanted to see if I was missing anything. For me, waist of time, but had some great lookers and if I drank in clubs, it might have been more fun at the rack. Guys hit clubs for different reasons and I am just looking for a little for the money I am spending. Thanks!

Thanks Muddy. It is unfortunate that the Dolphin club had police activity as it is another club with no cameras in the booths. They do dances by the minute, so 15 minutes will cost you $150, but they have private booths. I was heading to Cabaret II not that long ago and I can see red and blue lights in the parking lot. I just headed down the road. Since these clubs contract with dancers, I suspect they have a "dance at your own risk" clause. I feel for the dancer! I will start leaving my New Balance shoes at home. I don't frequent this club, but have yet to read or hear of any serious fun happening at Sunset. Thanks.

Hitting the rounds, thanks again Muddy. Your value of 3 for this club would probably be my score too, but surprised you scored the dancers at just a 6. At all three clubs, Portland, Salem, and Bend, they just have communal lap dance areas. It is hard to have any serious fun with that arrangement and would be surprised if any mileage happens. If you come across any club that is doing a lap dance for less than $40, please let us know! You can get $20 dances at Sweet Illusions in Springfield, but haven't seen that in Portland for a few years. My last Stars experience, the dancer got yelled at by the DJ because she came over the rack and sat in my lap. He told her to stay on her side of the rail. Thanks.

Thanks for the review, Muddy. No gold in the pot? Yeah, Rouge and Stars probably have dancers on the higher end of the scale, which makes great eye candy and fun at the rack, but will probably come away disappointed if one is seeking mileage. I frequent a number of the dive clubs on the SE/NE side of town and Gold Club seems to have better than average looking ladies compared to those. I was surprised to read they let a heavy weight dance here. The pricing you quoted is on par with my experience, but always ask about totally nude before getting in the booth if you just do a $50 dance. No cameras in the booths here. Thanks again.

Thanks for sharing your experience, especially the champagne room activity, wildRover. Over my many years of strip clubbing, your experience with the higher up the scale/hotter, the less you can expect when it comes to certain fun, has been my experience as well. The other option, it will cost you more. Last August, up here in Portland, I choose a dancer that was on my 8 or more scale. She was fun and ended up getting a hj/cbj, but it cost me $400. Expensive. I tend to gravitate towards Athletic/HWP bodies because I overall find them more attractive and will perform at a level I am hunting for. Since the VIP room at Sweet Illusions is a five loveseat/bench style communal room, you can't expect a "hot" dance anyways, but always wondered about the Champagne Room. It was always too rich for me to gamble knowing the level of activity in the VIP. Glad you left happy! Thanks again.

Thanks for the review, Jofortes. There is a reason this club stays in business, I am just not one of them. Glad you gave the value only a 5 and IMO, generous. Guys want to see those pretty young spinner things on the 8 or higher scale and don't have to perform much in the lap dance booth. Like skinnywhiteboy, I prefer to get better value for my money spent by going to one of the SE/NE clubs. Different strokes for different folks and don't forget your VISA. Thanks again.

It's a long bike ride from Seattle! lol

The Springwater Corridor bike trail goes pretty close to this club and have glanced over many times to see how busy the club is on my rides. Not sure how to navigate McLoughlin, which has a center barrier, to get to the club. On my visit a few months back, quoted $40 or 3/$100 lap dance. I did a $40 and practically sat on my hands the whole time in a small communal makeshift curtained area and not worth tipping. The dancer makes it clear, "No Touching." At the rack by the bar, a big sign that states, "No touching dancers, it's the law." Cheap steaks and during my noon time visit, the busy lunch crowd at the tables pointed to the stage, weren't tipping. During that visit, the dancers were doing long sets, like 20 minutes or longer. Another odd thing, the dancer's dressing room is upstairs and the stairs to get up there are at the back of the stage. In other words, a dancer has to get up on stage, while a dancer is entertaining customers, to walk across the stage to go upstairs. The bar and stage are just one long curving rack. They do have another stage in an elevated area, but it was not being used. Interesting place.

That place did scrape the bottom of the barrel at times. My worst strip club experience is when I took a dancer in the back and only then did I realize how bad her pussy stunk. So bad, I had to change clothes in my truck before continuing on. I also had some fun times, especially with a regular there. At $140 for all the bases, it was easy on the wallet.

Thanks for the review, Tun0fun. Your experience mirrored mine. The "No Touching" signs at the rack and at the lap dance booths keep me just driving by this place. I also didn't like parking in the back lot and having to walk around to the entrance on Powell Blvd. Thanks.

Thanks for the review, ArtCollege. The first two hours or so of this club (opens at noon) are pretty dead. I too have sat at that empty stage waiting and waiting with a dancer to finally come up. Maybe it is because there is no dj for those first couple of hours and the dancers have to go to the booth to select their own songs in back. I have had decent results for my patience, but I will not go to this club until 3PM or after when my schedule will allow. This is one of three clubs that I know in Portland that do not have cameras in the booths. They do contract with better than average looking dancers, but their is a price that comes with that from my experience. One dancer quoted me $50/song or 3/$120. I accepted the $50 offer, but once in the booth, she said with the $50 dance, no touching and only the top comes off. I changed to the $120, but wished I had stuck with the $50. I had a $400 dance once that was fun, but expensive compared to other options out there. Those are my two extremes here. I have never been charged a cover with my afternoon visits. I didn't give up on this place even after having the same experience as you and have struck gold. Skinnywhteboy's recommendation, which I 100% respect, Club 205 and DV8 are fun clubs at the rack. I frequent Club 205 (because of the club next door where I like to walk over for lap dances) and occasionally DV8, but Gold Club can start in the lap dance booth where those two clubs end from my experience. Thanks again.

Thanks for your review of one of my favorite clubs, Larry999. I have spent many hours here, but I might give it a 7 or a 6 club rating, but my value would be at least an 8. Most of the dancers here, IMO, top out at 7 and start going down hill from there. The stage certainly falls in the bottom end of Portland racks, but have you been to the hole at 82nd Strip? It makes Club Tease stage look pretty damn good! Some dancers offer a 15 minute/$150 and 30 minute/$250 option. Club Tease gets my vote for best lap dance booths, not only for the booths, but also for being on the non-busy end of the building for privacy. I have never been asked for a little extra to cover the bar myself with regard to the lap dance pricing. I always see guys and gals eating here, so the food must be pretty good. They close at 9 on Fri and Sat because OLCC demanded security because of the neighborhood. They are closed on Sun. The dancers like to get totally naked and get in your lap at the rack and totally nude in the booth. Thanks again and a fun club Minnow says shit on everyone's review. Ignore.

Thanks for the review, wock333wock. The lack of hustle is my experience as well and I generally just go to this club for the rack activity. Since I am searching for extras in clubs, my lap dances here have never met my expectations. Great looking ladies though. I hope the $250/hh was a good time and worth repeating. Thanks again.

And I thought I was the only one with issues! Thanks for making my day.

Thanks for the review, Twaumpster1. I used to hit up this place quite often in my much younger days. I have never gotten any extras here during those visits. "The hottest ones never give the best dances" is my experience as well. The $25 to the house for taking the girl out of the rotation must sound better than 3/$125 or 15 minutes for $145 to the owner. The Firehouse Cabaret in Salem is the same way. As I recall, they had shower dances here, which was unique. Thanks again.

Thanks for the review, RattleSnake. I can relate to your experience. I always have an extra set of clothes in the truck, but usually in case I get stripper perfume on me. Once I had to change because of the vag smell on my clothes and I still wanted to hit another club. Thanks.

Great read twaumpster1. It matches my recent experience at this club. This is not or has it ever been an "extra" club (unless there is some unknown/not discussed activities in those $300 champagne rooms) with the five bench communal lap dance VIP room where the $20/$25 dollar dances happen. I did get lucky with one dancer that let me enjoy her nipples, but the other three stated upfront to keep my mouth off her body. I admit I'm a strip club whore or perv or mostly in clubs for the extras. Some mongers like to just spend a little time with a naked lady and others, like me, have alternative motives. I am not sure if there is any mileage club in the Eugene/Springfield area and for that reason, IMO, this is the best club. Hot young spinners, and the one dance rack songs with with plenty of $20 dancers makes it easy on the wallet. I recently did a five club afternoon tour in Portland where it is posted or policy, "no touching" in the lap dance booth. Of the 25 or so dancers I experienced at the rack, two had armpit hair. They didn't get close enough for me to notice any BO, but I have experienced your experience in the past. It also reminds me of a club I frequented until the owner died in 2021, Tommy's Too, that was consistent for hitting home runs in the booths. I asked a dancer who I had never met before to do a dance for me. Getting a dance upfront with a new dancer was my routine as most would come over the rack, totally nude, and we would grope each other. This made menu negotiations less " LE risky" before heading to the backroom. Anyways, this dancer came over and she had the worst vag smell. Obviously I passed on her. Thankfully, I had extra clothes in the truck and had to change in the parking lot before moving forward in my hunt. You would think dancers would be conscious of their body odor.

I can't count the number of times I have fallen in love with a dancer or provider. Thankfully, I fall out of love as soon as I leave the club or incall. More importantly, they forget about me as soon as my ass is out the door and they have my money. This is the major advantage to strip clubbing and seeing providers. I have had three affairs, which one of those was almost 4 years. This is the one that straightened me out to give up affairs. Things changed in that last year when she left her husband and wanted to with me. I had to piss her off enough that she said goodbye to me, thankfully. My second affair, the husband found out and was going to hunt me down to kick the shit out of me, but she didn't give me up. All of my indiscretions were with ladies that were out of town, 500 miles or more (don't mess around in your own backyard with affairs). Also, die with that secret and don't even tell your best friend!. I didn't have any swelling lust during my visit at Sweet Illusions on that Friday, so maybe I didn't meet her. Personally, my swelling lust usually happens after a dancer puts her hand down my pants anyways. Good luck my friend and hope you don't have any stripper regrets in your future.

Thanks for the review royalwolf. Pre-pandemic, this was one of my go-to clubs and had some fun with several of the dancers. Since then (maybe an owner change), more miss than hit for me. I am glad they got rid of those cheap restaurant small beat-up padded chairs and yeah, removing the obnoxious rail and sign that told the dancers to stay on their side of that rail is a plus. Just FYI, I follow the club on Instagram and they are going to be closed Jan 8th to the 17th for massive repairs and construction. I have still found some fun at this club, but it has been takeout. Pepper is a lot of legal fun in the booth, not afraid of the male anatomy, and takes pride in her work. Very sweet and is a little older with a great body. Thanks.

I always appreciate getting reviews from lingerie studios so us mongers can make an appropriate decision based on the money spent related to quality requirements, so thank you! It sounded like you got a fun lady for the $300 on a 9 scale. I know there are studios that you can get a "full meal deal" for that price, but may not be the quality as this model. Mongers need to weigh that when opening their wallet. I was at a strip club last Friday for round 2, where I had a 3/$100 (around 12 minutes) under the boxers hj, OTP bj, and no limits on touching with even a little DATY, $120 , which included tip. She was a young cute Hispanic, but HWP with a little language issue. AMPs generally cost around $200 for a full meal deal and are an hour. I checked out their website and yeah, some hot looking girls. I recognized one that advertises on TNA regularly and her profile state $270/30 minutes and $520/hour with a generous menu. I am not sure if it includes the $140 house fee but would ask that before booking with her. She is an 8 on my scale. Thanks again!

Great review Clackport and wish I lived closer to this club as I would make it a regular stop. I also appreciate the dancer information too. I assume they still don't have cameras in the booths. Speaking of getting fingers wet, I spent a little time at The Venue last Friday and did round 2 with a lady I met recently. Thanks, and you have motivated me to make the drive. I think "deepthinker" is living in a fantasy world with that handle. Maybe deepwanker is more appropriate. Ignore this asshole, and check out Clackport's great reviews.

Nice review Kongorilla. Most of my visits have been in those early afternoon times and it is pretty quiet. Usually, no dancer on stage and have to take my coke and sit at the rack to get a lady to come up, eventually. No dj (with his dog) and the dancers have to go back to the booth and select their songs. They definitely contract with some very attractive ladies and a price tag that can come with that from my experience. I have never had a bouncer look in here at this club, but this place is not on my regular rotation. Matter-of-fact, I had my first bouncer check at Sweet illusions in Springfield this last Friday. At SI, the lap dance area is a communal room, so no big deal with him walking in. One of the positives I like about Gold Club, no cameras in the booths. It can be a fun club. Thanks.

Artcollege, I was in the red room today. It basically has a red chandelier in the last booth. This is fairly new as I have been in that room plenty of times. I would agree with your sting comment if she is on the stage giving looks of her pussy. I need her to be comfortable with me as well. At Tommy's Too with a new dancer, I would always ask for a dance, which generally included her totally nude on my lap with both of us groping each other. It made the conversation about menu/price comfortable for both before agreeing to head to the back. I used that technique before the public internet with ladies of the night on the street. They had to get in my car, do the "handshake" (boob and cock touch) while I was driving off, and then talk menu/price. So far, I have never had my name in the paper! :)