Gold Club
17180 SE McLoughlin Blvd Milwaukie, OR 97267

Not even trying

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ArtCollege
Feb 13, 2024, 1:18 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Afternoon

Visited because of positive reviews, though my experience in years past was not great. Entered around 1:30 in the afternoon. Saw one girl on the main stage, cute with bolt-ons that were a bit large for her thin frame, but hey, I can live with that. Another girl was on a side stage practicing pole work. Three other customers that I could see.

 

Got a soft drink for $5, tipped the cute girl two bucks, and sat at a table. The cute girl smiled, dropped her bottoms, and then a few minutes later finished her set and went to the back. I was hoping she would stop by, but I didn't see her again.

 

Stage remained empty, and the girl on the side stage sat with another customer. The only other dancer I saw was at the far end focused on her phone. I waited out one song with the empty stage. A second song started and I thought the first girl would probably come out, but no. And I wondered why phone girl didn't make the rounds, but no. A minute into the third song with an empty stage, I figured this place was a waste of my time.

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