At the end of the rainbow is this strip club. They said a pot, I was lied to.

Milwaukie, OR. Thursday night. Plenty of parking in a lot. Food truck right by it. Walk in. Nobody at the front, then a hispanic guy with full body armor comes out to do the pat down. Friendly dude, ID check. $5 cover. Walk over. Most people were all at the bar. Just one table with one group. Nobody on stage despite there being plenty of dancers and customers. Most customers white or hispanic, middle age around. Place is not a dive but definitely not upscale. Kind normal joint. Dance prices seemed to be qouted $50 a song and 3 for $125. They take place in curtained booths right next to the stage. Seems like a pretty private set up and nobody was monitoring.

Dancers. I just wasn't crazy about the lineup. Mostly 6's. White, hispanic and black. Looked like 20's and 30's. Various body types. One girl was massive. Tall and big. One of the bigger stripper I've seen in a club. That is a lot of woman. Overall the lineup had about 15 girls I would say. Maybe only one girl I would've got dances from some brunette white girl but she was locked down at the bar. But only maybe at these prices.

End of the day though I mean with the right girl, the set up looks good might be able to get some good mileage but the talent just wasn't that great I thought even just compared to places where I came from, Sunset, Rouge and Stars. I took a shit and left.