Union Jacks
938 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214

When you catch a whiff too late.

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RattleSnake777
Jan 21, 2024, 4:30 AM
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Visited: Saturday Afternoon

Located on a busy downtown street. Walked in around 3:30 pm. No cover or bouncer. Average sized place with two stages. Bar in the middle. Cheap drinks. Two beers and a Red Bull for a dancer for $16.50 total. Stayed for about an hour and a half. Bartender was a quiet but ok dude.

 

Two dancers. One short HWP redhead. Good body, 6ish. One HWP long haired brunette, maybe a 7. Pretty cute. Great conversation. Went for the 3 for a $100. Got in the very small curtained off booth. Quickly realized there was a smell. It only got worse. Good dance but I had to be a mouth breather to get through it. Nice body and two way contact. Nothing close to fully satisfying. Would have been an ok experience if I didn’t have a sense of smell.

 

Nice bar and decent atmosphere. One or two other customers. Might go back later at night another time to see a bigger line up. But I might sniff them before going in the back.

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When you catch a whiff too late.