Comments by Retired (page 5)

The club can be slow during in those first couple of hours after it opens (noon). I have sat at that stage and waited for a dancer to finally come up. Patience can pay off. Before the 2020 pandemic, I was quoted $50/song or 3/$150 by a dancer, which I declined since she had poor math skills. Most of my lap dance quotes have been $40/song or 3/$125 (I think they have to give $25 to the house). At the single dance price of $40, make sure to ask about touching and totally nude before saying yes. Some dancers will say for the single price, topless with no touching. It can be a fun club and there are no cameras in the lap dance booths. Thanks for the review.

Not related to this review, but a comment about logging in to TUSCL.Net to all Oregon mongers. I typed TUSCL.NET and put in my user name and password. I kept this open and opened a new tab. This time I typed TUSCL.NET OREGON and it took me to just Oregon Reviews sorted by most current review and showed me as logged in as well. For those that don't want to look at every review in the US just to find the Oregon ones, this is an alternative. I will repost this for a little bit on current Oregon reviews.

Thanks for the review, Twaumpster. Somebody must be paying these prices in the downtown clubs as they stay open, but yep, bring your VISA.

Thanks for the information GeeGeeJPG. With this being your first review and giving the club/dancers a 10, it may not be in the club's best interest or yours. With that said, your description sounds about what I experienced a few months back. So if a shill review or from an authentic monger, I appreciate the information. I want to add a few details that are not in your review so mongers can make a smart decision. There is not a parking lot, so parking is in the residential/apartment side streets. On my visit, the club was playing some great jazz (which if my fav music) until the dancers got on stage to dance. None of the ladies came over the stage and got in my lap. There is no rail and because it is a "true" stage, it makes it a challenge for the dancers to give you some personal attention at the rack. When I took a lady to the back area lap dance booth, which has not so private curtains, she made it clear that the club policy is "no touching" from the customer. For mongers that love to let their hands roam, this is not a lap dance club for you. My dancer, other than the no touching, was a lot of fun in the booth, but not enough fun to go beyond one dance. She quoted me $40/song or 3/$100. Thanks again.

Thanks for the review, Arey. Your experience sounds a lot better than the $700 "self-service" experience a monger got at PDX Peaches yesterday. I assume it was a 30 minute show and since you gave the value a "7", sounds like you would repeat. I am not sure it is the going rate, but it was what she offered. I spent $400 for a hj/cbj at a strip club a few months ago and it was definitely high from my other experiences at a club. I frequent an AMP that gives me a decent massage and fun hj/cbj/cfs for a total of $180/hour. Glad you had a good time and appreciate the information to help all of us mongers make smart decisions. PepsiMan - You gotta wonder why he is an Adjudicator when he leaves a comment that he doesn't have a clue what he is reading. Minnow has a minnow dick and says this type of shit all the time on reviews. He didn't make it past third grade!

I appreciate the review and we don't get a lot of information regarding lingerie places. I spent $400 for a hj/cbj at a strip club not that long ago and was kicking my ass all the way home for the money my little head spent, as well as I may have raised the price for the next monger. You made me feel a little better about my experience. You mentioned the $700 was worth the self-pleasure/dildo show visit, so I am glad you had a good time. I'm not sure how many mongers on here would spend that kind of cash for that and actually may have mongers shying away from this place. Different strokes for different folks, literally. There are lingerie places in Portland where half of that kind of money will get a homerun with a lady. Again, thanks and information helps all of us make smarter decisions.

Thanks for sharing your experience scottmcbeast. This club gets lots of attention and rightfully so. I have done a dance with Lana and can relate with your comment. I appreciate getting some Champagne information, as I think that would be out of most monger's price range. I generally don't do VIP/Champagne options, but I have one dancer I have known for a few years here in Portland that I do a VIP $300/half-hour option with every time. She does provide DFK, DATY, digit play, HJ, CBJ and CFS, so I don't mind spending that in the booth, along with a $60 tip. My dancer comes off as genuine and like I am the only guy. I don't lose my head as I know the only reason we have this genuine connection is because of my wallet and her services. To be frank, I am thankful she forgets about me as soon as I walk out that door. It is a good feeling when a dancer comes up and gives me a hug letting me know how much she has missed me and my wallet. The nipple policy at SI has me scratching my head. I have read and experienced that, but on my visit in January, a dancer let me have some mouth/nipple fun while others did not. Mongers have talked about this with mixed comments, so I am wondering if it is more of a dancer decision. Did you get a bouncer visit during your hour fun like he does in the VIP Lounge? Thanks again.

ClubFan81077, Our great Oregon Liquor Control Commission (OLCC) controls all of what happens at a club when alcohol is served on premise. At SI, they have a roped off area beside the DJ and if a patron wants to visit with an under 21 dancer, they have to sit with her behind that rope. She can walk in the over 21 area to get on stage, bathroom, dancer dressing room, as well as walk to the lap dance areas with a monger. Her dances can be the same as an over 21 dancer. There are a few strip clubs in Oregon that are 18 and over clubs, but no alcohol is served, so the dancers are free roam. When I was a teenager many years ago, I played rock in bars and it was the same thing for me. I could be on stage playing, but as soon as we took a break, I had to go to an area where alcohol was not served, like dinning area, kitchen, or outside.

The Venue is still a strip club and not a Chick-fil-A, yet. Not sure when that will happen, but a dancer I trust tells me the owner is looking for another venue to reopen. I am sure The Venue charges a cover at some point in the day, but never in my morning/afternoon visits. Matter-of-fact in all my Venue visits, no cover, id check, or bouncer.

Thanks for the review, Jofortes. Yeah, 82nd is a strange strip club. The owner also owns Columbia Strip and Angels. None of these clubs are known for much mileage and I have to suspect that dancers have to sign a contract stating as such. I know a dancer that is temporary dancing here and has told me she is limited in the booth.. I have yet to see her at 82nd and waiting until she goes back to her regular club. The rack has to be one of the worst in the metro. I am surprised the club has stayed open, so some must enjoy the "pit." Thanks.

Thanks for the review of the best strip club in the Eugene/Springfield area, Krug. I like the one song sets at the stage, but feel like a cheapskate with my $2/song tip compared to your $5 - $10. If I have previous experience with a dancer and know the extras that are waiting for me in the booth, I will tip $5/song. I think the songs here are set at 3 minutes. The "VIP" lounge is a little misleading compared to other clubs. At this place, it means a large communal room with five benches where you all get to watch each other's lap dances. The normal lap dance price for this situation is $20/song, although some dancers have gone to $25/song. I haven't heard of "no touching" at this club, but some are not allowing any "mouth" touching. Some will only go topless while others will go totally nude in the VIP. Dancers would only go topless at the rack for my $2 bucks. There are individual booths in the back where I have read rates quoted between $200 and $300 for a half-hour. If you're hoping for a homerun in that individual booth, expect maybe a first base experience, from what I have read. I can't speak from any personal experience in those booths.

Recently, I was with my favorite dancer in the booth. She had my zipper down, straddling me, and we were having our typical ride. A dancer, who had just started her shift, pulled back the curtain some to poke her head in and say hi to her. I was looking straight at her while my dancer had to twist her head to the side. There was also another dancer with her that was looking in. It was a little bit of a buzz kill, but didn't take long to get things back on track. Same dancer, same booth, same straddle position, but different visit. When I was about to nut, she had to put her hand over my mouth to quiet me. We still joke about that.

Great review, gSteph and glad you found some nipple fun. Did you find any cookies? Ginger snappers? Your "Miss Big Belly" reminded me of a stop at Stars in Salem one afternoon last summer. There was this parade of perfect specimens at the rack attempting to have a little fun with me. Then came this dancer that could of been a "Mama Cass" from the neck down and she didn't even try to have any fun with me. I thought she might have made twice the effort to entice me given her appearance, but nope. I have to believe she never made any money in this business. At least your "gravity challenged" dancer made a little extra effort. Being the strip club whore that I am, that even sounded like fun to me. Now give me an individual booth with no camera, and I probably would have made a dent with her housing rent. Thanks and always enjoy your reviews.

His posts that I have viewed add no value and are just negative. The website would be better off without him.

I appreciate the review, Larry999. It is good to remember, we have a couple coastal towns with strip clubs. I look at pictures of the outside of this building and might give the club a 3 rating, but the handful of reviews are 7 or higher. So never judge a book by its cover if I haven't been in the inside! Reading the other reviews, one stated lap dance pricing at 3 for $100, with a couple of the reviews stating "no touching." If I ever make it up to the corner of this state, I would check this place out, but probably won't drive the distance for a "no touch" experience. Maybe it has changed since those reviews. Thanks again.

Thanks again Clackport for keeping us up on all the downtown clubs. I have to admit, I hadn't heard of this place. Looking at the pictures, they seem to promote a "Gentlemen's Club" vibe. It looks like another street parking or paid lot situation if driving. Your reaction to the $60 or 3/$150 is the same as mine if I don't have some intel on the dancer. I would probably pay the $400 if I knew it included a homerun. Good to know about no cameras in the booth and that caught my interest. I had to look up the term "yellow bone, so never too old to learn something new. :) Thanks. vanillaextract - Founder is asking us reviewers if he should be kicked off the board because he contributes nothing to the website. I wonder why Founder has that impression! Now is the time to put in your vote, check the discussion thread.

I appreciate the review, Clackport. I like a club that "prides itself on love to the thicker dancers." Well, I do have limits! If for some reason I'm in downtown during the evening, you have inspired me to check this place out. With your spending between $100 and $300 and your comments about the dancer fee/no touching "down there", I assume you spent some time in the booth and hope it was worth the money you spent. Thanks. RockAllNight - You gotta love an Adjudicator that doesn't read the review!

Thanks for the review, Orygunphil. I really appreciate you giving us some dancer reviews. I can vouch that one of he ladies you mentioned is a really good time and we are both on the same page with her. One of the things I like about the Gold Club, no cameras in the booths. I have done the shortly after opening visits (noon) and have had to sit at the rack and wait for dancers to meander up to the stage. Others have complained about that, but sounds like by 3:30, the club is active. I had one dancer quote me $50/dance or 3/$120. I generally ask about total nude and touching before agreeing, but I said let's do a dance. When I got back in the booth, she proceeded to tell me that the $50 dance, I cannot touch. Well, I went for the $120 option instead. Lesson relearned for me. Always ask all the questions before agreeing. A fun club, but can get expensive. Thanks!

Thanks for the informative review, Clackport. As most of us mongers know, there is a price for patronizing a club with young hot spinners, especially in the downtown area. You described it well. I have yet to hear or read of any mileage at this club, but hope you have experienced some fun for your money spent. Maybe the club will pick up once warmer weather arrives. Walking downtown with the homeless camped on the sidewalks always has me on edge, but I have never had any issues. I usually avoid the ones yelling on the streets at none. Thanks. There is a current post by Founder asking mongers if Vanillaextract should be booted off this site. He adds no value with comments like this, so Founder gets my vote.

I am a cookie guy myself and that is why I go to strip clubs, to check out those cookies! I like milk with that cookie and I also like to put a little sugar in her bowl. Okay, I have had my fun and an entertaining post. Thanks

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Thanks for reviewing my fav club in Salem, Muddy. I am a dive type guy and generally shy away from any dancer that gets over my 7 scale. Then again, I will take an athletic or HWP over a spinner and prefer the ladies that Stars won't contract with. I do have limits though! I like the booth action over rack action if you couldn't tell already. A girl that knows how to spit in her hand and not be afraid of the male anatomy is one that I will get her social media and/or digits for future visits. For those reading, the $25 house fee is a one-time fee when you take a girl out of the line-up. If at some later point you want to try her again, it will cost you $25 again. I have never paid over $25/dance with any dancer, but that house fee makes it deceiving. My last visit, I still paid 3/$100 or $25 + $75 for her three songs. Well, I actually gave her another $40 because her hands were really warm and her other activities in the booth had me gone shortly in to that third song. Unlike Stars open communal room, Firehouse does have individual booths with curtains in a raised area, so only semi-private, but private enough, if that is on your hunt agenda. On my last early afternoon visit to Stars, because Firehouse didn't open until 2pm, I sat through a half-dozen knockouts at the rack (staying on their side of the rack). Getting bored and close to 2PM, I got up not seeing the whole line-up and headed to FC. I would be surprised if I spent a half-hour at FC and then headed home satisfied and with a smile on my face. Thanks again and appreciate reading all your adventures. Oregon does have clubs in Astoria, Coos Bay, Klamath Falls, Medford, and one in like Cottage Grove or somewhere down there that is over a family friendly bowling alley, that never gets reviewed, if you're still travelling. I am just being a smartass and want to thank you for all the recent reviews.

Once again, your title had me laughing. I have had dancers at the rack whisper in my ear "I will make you cum," but I only believe it when they say it after we get in the lap dance booth. The last time I heard that in the booth this last summer was at The Venue, but she said it like, "It is okay if I make you cum?" Uh, does a bear shit in the woods! Like the Stars club 40 miles North on I-5, a communal lap dance area, so no serious fun to be had at Salem Stars. I lived in Albany and found a lady at Stars that provided some legal fun and I always left needing to do some laundry when I got home. She had me hooked with my fantasy relationship with her. My favorite tits are always the ones I am currently playing with. Well, there was this one spinner at Dream On that had the hardest man-made Cs I have ever felt. So there is at least one pair I will pass on. You mentioned stopping at the Firehouse (my type of club over a Stars), but I don't see a review! Damn! lol This is the only club in Salem where I have gotten extras in the past. Thanks.

Hey Seeleebee, Currently, this is a rob until she makes it right or returns your money. If it were me and she doesn't make it right, I would add a comment to this posting giving us her name, so we all can avoid her. If you are a TNA Board member and if she advertises on that site, I would do an alert on her at some point. It is one thing for her not to show because you didn't confirm with her messages, but another when she takes your deposit and does not show. I follow VE on Instagram and see some of the ladies asking for a deposit to make an appointment and for me, I think I would just take my walk-in chances. I hate deposits. This is the first alert I have read on this place and hopefully the last. Sorry it happened and at least they could have done is let you inside while they figured it all out. You gotta laugh at a adjudicator that states it is short on "club" information and minnow with the minnow dick always says shit on reviews. Ignore this asshole.

I have heard others mention this club as more of a burlesque place as well.. Others have mentioned it is your, "Grandfather's strip club," which I take offense too since I am a two-time grandfather. Grandfather's need blow jobs too from well stacked horny strippers!! There is a club in Portland that brings in male strippers once a week and I am wondering if this is the place. I have avoided this club because of the "No Touching" policy" but it sounds like Futurek had some fun and I am assuming OTP type fun (nothing wrong with that). There is a dancer at Scarlett Lounge that makes a good living with her aggressive OTP activity and whispering in your ear, "Are going to cum for me?" I have yet to let her down! Thanks Muddy and glad RockAllNight gave you a green thumb and I won't shit on his comments then. Well I will say and depending on the level of activity a person is hunting for, Portland has some of the best clubs for extras as well as just great eye candy that you can find in the US. Extras just take a little work in building trust with a dancer, generally.