Comments by Retired (page 7)

I stopped in this afternoon. I got my coke and went to the rack. The very first dancer I experienced was this young HWP who I have never met before and she proceeded to brush her hand and mouth over my pants at the rack. With that I asked her for a dance and agreed to one, $40, totally nude with touching. I figured it was the normal touching rules. Every once-in-awhile my wearing shorts pays off. I don't think we were in the song 30 seconds and her hand was under my shorts. She was pretty aggressive with her mouth over my shorts. She encouraged me to do some digit play as well as stood on the couch and let my tongue have some fun. She had me creamed in two songs. I gave her $120. Anyone reading this and has some history on this board that would like to know the dancer's name and schedule, send me a DM. Like I said above, will miss this club when it is gone.

I appreciate the review, pdxguy310, and it is point on from my recent experience. I did a tour of 5 no touch clubs and this was one of them. At least they have a parking lot, thankfully, because of all the tents on the sidewalks in that neighborhood. I didn't get any of the dancers to come over the rail and on to my lap. I usually tip better after that action happens, not before. I am surprised your lady didn't give you the "You can't touch me, but I can touch you" talk in the booth. All three of the dancers at the stage got totally naked by the second song for me, and were at least a 7 on my scale. You said it best, "If you are a true monger, Sassy’s is not the place for you." Thanks.

Thanks for the review, wellhungdom. This review seems to be on par with many reviewers. I keep avoiding this club thanks to mongers like you that keep giving an honest account of your experience. Thank you.

Nice review ArtCollege, as always. I have been mongering at this club more than any other over the years and always quoted $40 or 3/$100 for the lap dances. More than one dancer has told me the club sets the prices. One of the dancers I met over 7 years ago at Cab II and have two Tub and Tan experiences pre COVID with. I have many, but a couple very memorable booth experiences with her. Lately, I have been spending my extra cash at Club Tease with my favorite dancer there. I have the itch to make a Venue visit and may do that tomorrow. Security is generally absent in those first few hours and have been told that as well by a dancer. They have a noon shift, which will often double the amount of dancers from the 10 AM start. I have never heard of the "Red Room" and they do not have a VIP, so curious about that. I don't think I have ever been asked at the beginning of a session with a new dancer, "What I was interested in." I have been asked in the middle of the session, after some serious groping to avoid a sting set-up, "Play for Tip?" After getting their Instagram information, I have sent a message letting the dancer know what I was interested in. I think I would play it safe with that question until some lap dance handshaking had taken place before being specific of what I wanted. Thanks again and for a mileage guy like me, will have an empty spot in my heart when this place is gone.

Thanks for the review, Stryker26. I haven't been back to this club since they added a second camera in the VIP booths. The two larger VIP costs $120 for three songs and have loveseats instead of the regular booths that just have large chairs for 3/$100. In my experience in either reg or VIP, the dancers have been totally nude to answer Techman below. Definitely a mix bag of dancers here and probably won't find an eight or above on the scale. I like that the parking lot is decent size and in the back from the main road with the entrance also in the back. There are homeless camping in the area. There are several fun ladies working here, but Kianna will get me in the VIP when she is dancing. Fun lady. There are condom machines in the men's room to give you hope! Thanks.

Thanks for the review, py_zip. Glad you mentioned the license scan, as I always just turn around and walk out if I can't get the door guy to find another option. This club is a drive for me, so won't waste the gas. I am not sure I have ever been quoted $250 for five songs, totally nude. I guess they don't have much competition on the SW area compared to the SE/NE side. The stage didn't sound very exciting either and your reaction would be the same as mine, "Passed and left." I appreciate the information and thanks again.

I missed this original post, but wanted to thank you for sharing your experience. Minnow is describing his pecker and says that almost on everyone's review. Just ignore this asshole like the rest of us.

To answer Techman's question. They have VIP rooms and told they have locks on the door. One monger commented that they are really dark, which ruined his experience. The prices are posted by the VIP doors and 30 minutes are going to cost you around $300. I am told the room out by the patio is the best choice.

Thanks for the review of one of my favorite clubs. One thing I like about this place, no cameras in the booths. I also enjoy the cute little Cubans, but my most memorable experience was with an athletic white cutie with a high sex drive. The club sets the dance prices at 2 for $60 and you have to pay the doorman upfront. I never been quoted 3 for $100. Thanks again.

Great read, gSteph. I guess the "no mouth on body" rule is decided by the dancer and not a club policy. That is good to read. I love it when a dancer raises my shirt and starts rubbing herself on me. You got my best laugh of the days with "Stand up straight, show some appreciation." Petra sounds like a lot of fun. Thanks!

Thanks for the review of the lingerie studio, portman124. From your ratings and review, sounds like a good time. I am attempting to figure out what you paid at Sylvia's for just a lap dance. $140 for the 30 minute room and if your just paid the minimum of your $Spent in the heading of $500, that means another $360 for the dance, Is that correct? Thanks.

There have been a number of good reviews about this club and I keep meaning to make a stop. Thanks for the review and reminder.

Thanks for sharing your experience Slippin Jimmy. Your visit mimicked a few of mine this last month or so. I am not sure why they have recently contracted with the older dancers, but hey, they are still getting totally nude by the second song. Yeah, friendly Corrina should have gotten her money back on the boob job. She dances regularly at Dream On and I did a dance with her at that club just to see if she might be a little more wild than she led on. Nope and it was one and done. She must have had small As and wanted Cs. They are rock hard and unpleasant to touch/grab/grope. Your lap dance also mimicks the ones I have gotten here over the years. For that reason, I just use this club to warm up and head somewhere else for dances. Thanks.

Thanks for the review, bigmattSF. minnow has once again has shown his minnow pecker. Ignore the troll.

That would be my nightmare. To get a lap dance from a TS and not realize it until the songs were over. No offense to those that like that kind of stuff.

I have reported clubs closed and new ones that have open several times with no results. I think founder has found other things to do.

Thanks for the review of one of my favorite clubs, foolofatook. Yeah, a funky little strip club for sure, but there are some hidden gems at this place. I put the dancers on a slight higher scale then at Dream On, but not much. For me, there are some 6 and 7s here, but nothing higher. They also have a 15 min/$150 and 30 min/$250 lap dance pricing. There is a dancer that I just do the 30 minute option that I have known for a few years. now. The rack is fun too, with some wood check and dancers doing backwards hand stand on my lap, head between my legs with my chin resting on her cheeks. Fun stuff. The stage seating does suck unless you sit on the side. The lap dance booths with being on the other side of the club by themselves makes them pretty private and arguably some of the most comfortable lounge/couch chairs in them. I agree with your daytime dancer comment. This club has to close at 9 PM on Friday and Saturday as order by the OLCC because of security reasons. They are closed on Sundays. Thanks for the value of an 8 and would agree during my daytime visits. minnow has a reputation of having a minnow pecker. Just ignore this troll asshole.

As always, nice review, ArtCollege. I thought I was the only cheapskate. lol Yeah, I don't tip a dancer if her dance is not at the level I was hoping for. I will reward more, if she goes beyond my expectations. I have been hitting this club a little more often, and your experience mimics mine. Thanks.

Thanks for the review, RattleSnake777. My recent stop at this club brought disappointment in the VIP lap dance booth when the dancer pointed up to the corner and they added a second camera. In the past, a fun club, but a mixed bag of dancers for sure. Any lady willing to take her clothes off can work here, or at the end of her dancing career. The scale has been all over the place and not sure if I have ever seen a dancer over my 7 scale. I am always a sucker when a dancer gives me the wood check. I am just pissed off about the second camera, but will probably return at some point. It is still better lap dance action than most clubs if you get the right lady. VIP booth will cost you $120 for 3 songs or 240 for 20 minutes. A little steep, but in the past, a decent value from my experience. I am sure you can get $40 per song option in one of the three non-vip booths. The two VIP booths are large, with mirrors, small couch, and a second camera. Geez, do I sound pissed? lol Thanks. Who the hell is uniquename? Is this minnow dick in disguise? Hard to give some details on the private dance facilities and mileage if visiting from out of town and didn't partake. Adjudicators, geez!

It is not cheating if you don't get caught. I have fucked many a girl with my eyes as well as fantasied about a girl when with my wife. I guess I am just a cheater. I still can live with myself.

Thanks for sharing your experience and sounds like a good time, RattleSnake777. Last year, I met the Cuban Mafia, a trio of spinner Cubans. They were very fun. Yeah, language can be an issue, just like at a AMP. Thankfully there are other ways of communicating and most understand that kind of language. I have never had a bead curtain problem and for that reason, never recommend the "around'" $300 VIP (The price is located by the room). I was told by a dancer once, there are locks on all or maybe some of the VIP doors. She recommend the VIP out in the patio area. The pisser is having to pay that door bouncer for the lap dances before going up. With dancers I have had experience with, I did like you and just pay $120 for 4 dances. The dance prices are 2/$60 with no single option. Fun club.

Nice review and sounded like a fun afternoon. Thanks. minnow...what a fuckhead! Geez......

I feel your pain and most of us mongers and been in your position, or will be! I travelled to the twin cities a few times a year for years and the club I hung out the most was Choice for extras, upstairs. Sadly that club closed a few years back. I never got extras at Downtown Cab (Shrieks) and found the club a little of my strip club budget. It is a classy club though and probably sexier looking dancers.

Thanks for the review, MarineOasis. Two hundred bucks for the "both" directions of activities you got doesn't sound unreasonable. I got a cbj at a club here in Portland that cost me four hundred recently and felt it was damn expensive. For me, when I am in the "moment" sometimes the little head does the talking. Ignore the "Too Explicit" comments below, but I wanted to comment on the activities/dancer listed. Most of us mongers appreciate getting the detail you provided, but since this is illegal in Washington and listing the dancer's name, could get her in trouble with LE and/or put the owner of the club in the same position. Pandora's is a great club for mongers to enjoy certain activities and would hate to lose that and/or lose the dancer. I would have to think it is a stretch that LE is monitoring this website, but you never know. There is a private messaging option on here for mongers to get more detail or dancer names if desired, that wouldn't be seen in a public forum like this. This is just my two cents and certainly not the TUSCL police and matter of fact, appreciate the straight forward information. Thanks. .

Glad you got your combo meal and I like mine when it includes a muff burger. You Seattle guys have got it made and just a little envious down here in Portland. Minnow, the troll, says not enough details and if you would have included those,details, he would of said, "Too Explict." Like the rest of us, ignore this troll. Thanks for the review.