rickthelion

What kind of feline are you anyway? I thought that we felids had a bond that transcended species. We're all cats after all. I ask you one question to enhance my...

Since I'm planing a trip to the states to go all wildebeest on that dentist's ass I have a strip club question for you. Mind you, I don't know what...

I'm not an Uncle Leo (lion equivalent to Uncle Tom) like that damn Cecil. I would have gone all wildebeest on that dentist's ass and if you cross me you'll...

Ricky and I are both shooting from the hip and keeping it real, he in the jungles of America and I in the jungles of Africa. Metaphorically speaking in both...

Many of you believe that you can simply ask a hooker for sex. Not so. Would you simply ask a civvie girl for sex? I think not! It is even...

As an actual lion living in sunny Tanzania I wanted to impress on you clueless American's how hard it is for me to share my system with you. Do yo...

As an actual lion that recently acquired a laptop from a stupid fat American tourist on safari I have been learning how to use your human internet. I came across...

As an actual lion that recently acquired a laptop from a stupid fat American tourist on safari I have been learning how to use your human internet. I came across...