Seriously fellas, I cried many a tear when I heard about this.
Just remember he lived a full life. Many live and toil in quiet obscurity but Eddie was truly one of a kind.
Yes, that is right. It is almost two years since Eddie the masturbating otter shook off this mortal coil.
I’d rub one out in his memory but I think I’ll fuck a whore instead. Let’s see if I can find the phone number for John Smith’s DS. ROAR!!!


Awww, sorry to hear this