RIP Eddie

Straight outta tha NC, comin' atcha with an AK ready to steal your daughter. ROAR!!!

10/19/2020 5:32:51 AM

Seriously fellas, I cried many a tear when I heard about this.

Just remember he lived a full life. Many live and toil in quiet obscurity but Eddie was truly one of a kind.

Yes, that is right. It is almost two years since Eddie the masturbating otter shook off this mortal coil.

https://mashable.com/article/horny-otter…

I’d rub one out in his memory but I think I’ll fuck a whore instead. Let’s see if I can find the phone number for John Smith’s DS. ROAR!!!

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MackTruck

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4 years ago

Awww, sorry to hear this

elmer

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4 years ago

What? a rick exhibiting his sensitive side.

Is the world coming to an end there must be a logical explanation. Anybody?

IfIGottaBeDamned

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4 years ago

@ElmerFudd: Just more evidence that 2020 is a fucked up year.

misterorange

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4 years ago

"His arthritis clearly didn't hold him back, because in another video Eddie was caught literally sucking his own dick."
That is some funny fuckin' shit.

Studme53

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4 years ago

I think we all could relate to Eddie. Sad.

whodey

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4 years ago

It's a shame that he had to suffer that cruelty his whole life. Why couldn't someone just take him to a strip club on occasion so he wouldn't have to suffer from chronic blue balls. A good FS VIP or at least regular LDKs could have improved his life drastically.

Cashman1234

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4 years ago

Sad news. Another reason to hate 2020.

RIP Eddie.

Studme53

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4 years ago

Side note - why is it cute when an otter does it, but people get all up in my grill?

Mate27

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4 years ago

Studme53, they’re just jealous because you need to be small to be considered it for be cute.