Seriously fellas, I cried many a tear when I heard about this.
Just remember he lived a full life. Many live and toil in quiet obscurity but Eddie was truly one of a kind.
Yes, that is right. It is almost two years since Eddie the masturbating otter shook off this mortal coil.
I’d rub one out in his memory but I think I’ll fuck a whore instead. Let’s see if I can find the phone number for John Smith’s DS. ROAR!!!
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Awww, sorry to hear this
What? a rick exhibiting his sensitive side.
Is the world coming to an end there must be a logical explanation. Anybody?
@ElmerFudd: Just more evidence that 2020 is a fucked up year.
"His arthritis clearly didn't hold him back, because in another video Eddie was caught literally sucking his own dick." That is some funny fuckin' shit.
I think we all could relate to Eddie. Sad.
It's a shame that he had to suffer that cruelty his whole life. Why couldn't someone just take him to a strip club on occasion so he wouldn't have to suffer from chronic blue balls. A good FS VIP or at least regular LDKs could have improved his life drastically.
Sad news. Another reason to hate 2020.
RIP Eddie.
Side note - why is it cute when an otter does it, but people get all up in my grill?
Studme53, they’re just jealous because you need to be small to be considered it for be cute.
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