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TIGOLBITTYS asked me why I was expressing hate. Neither I nor any of my cat brethren hate you hairless apes. Does the caterpillar hate the female ichneumon wasp when she oviposits? She is just playing her…

Obama is a Muslim. Please. That's crazy. Obama is an atheist that has agreed to turn quisling when the glorious cat revolution begins. Do you actually think your government doest know that war with the…

Back home in Tanzania we never celebrated Halloween, but I like the idea of dressing up like someone you're not, going from home to home, and eating the homeowners when they open the door. The…

So rickthevulture and I were at the club last night running the system. It doesn't take much to get my vulture bud wasted (one Jack and Coke) but I'm a lion. I am good to…

Last I talked to her the only thing that slut wanted was BSLC. She was cool with some hot vulture action if I made it a precondition for getting more BSLC, but she certainly doesn't…

I'm tracking that idiot that doesn't wipe his ass right now. Clearly I made a mistake with the last hairless ape hipster I (mostly) ate, but that forgot to wipe idiot's days are numbered. Who…

You hairless apes better get your affairs in order. You have two choices. Prepare to be enslaved by your glorious big cat overlords. You will be treated well. What is your other choice? It rhymes with…

So many possibilites. It's not that forgot to wipe idiot because I've already given that aging wannabe hipster hairly ape. Didn't even realize it was him until I noticed that he had skid marks in his…

About two days ago I dispatched that forgot to wipe moron. Guy was an aging hipster with a soul patch. Can you believe it? I got grossed out while eating him because his underwear had…