Discussions

So rickthevulture and I were at the club last night running the system. It doesn't take much to get my vulture bud wasted (one Jack and Coke) but I'm a lion. I am good to…

Last I talked to her the only thing that slut wanted was BSLC. She was cool with some hot vulture action if I made it a precondition for getting more BSLC, but she certainly doesn't…

I'm tracking that idiot that doesn't wipe his ass right now. Clearly I made a mistake with the last hairless ape hipster I (mostly) ate, but that forgot to wipe idiot's days are numbered.

Who…

You hairless apes better get your affairs in order. You have two choices. Prepare to be enslaved by your glorious big cat overlords. You will be treated well.

What is your other choice? It rhymes with…

So many possibilites.

It's not that forgot to wipe idiot because I've already given that aging wannabe hipster hairly ape. Didn't even realize it was him until I noticed that he had skid marks in his…

About two days ago I dispatched that forgot to wipe moron. Guy was an aging hipster with a soul patch. Can you believe it? I got grossed out while eating him because his underwear had…

I'm beginning to think you deserve the wildebeest treatment. But since your name is sharkhunter I'm going to call up my friend ricktheshark. He also wears a suit and Rick Dugan and I consulted with…

You hairless apes should expand the glossary on this site. Add the following:

BSLC - big spiny lion cock. Dream strippers go crazy for it and want it in every hole.

BSTC - big spiny tiger…

I'm offering to bury the hatchet with John Smith. I just sent him a PM:

I know it must be hard knowing that I'm fucking your ex-DS but maybe we should bury the hatchet. I still…