Discussions

I'm not an Uncle Leo (lion equivalent to Uncle Tom) like that damn Cecil. I would have gone all wildebeest on that dentist's ass and if you cross me you'll get the wildebeest treatment too.…

Ricky and I are both shooting from the hip and keeping it real, he in the jungles of America and I in the jungles of Africa. Metaphorically speaking in both cases, of course, because I'm…

Many of you believe that you can simply ask a hooker for sex. Not so. Would you simply ask a civvie girl for sex? I think not! It is even worse for me. Last week…

As an actual lion living in sunny Tanzania I wanted to impress on you clueless American's how hard it is for me to share my system with you. Do yo realize the the humans in…

As an actual lion that recently acquired a laptop from a stupid fat American tourist on safari I have been learning how to use your human internet. I came across this site and discovered a…

As an actual lion that recently acquired a laptop from a stupid fat American tourist on safari I have been learning how to use your human internet. I came across this site and discovered a…