Discussions

I'm beginning to think you deserve the wildebeest treatment. But since your name is sharkhunter I'm going to call up my friend ricktheshark. He also wears a suit and Rick Dugan and I consulted with…

You hairless apes should expand the glossary on this site. Add the following: BSLC - big spiny lion cock. Dream strippers go crazy for it and want it in every hole. BSTC - big spiny tiger…

I'm offering to bury the hatchet with John Smith. I just sent him a PM: --- I know it must be hard knowing that I'm fucking your ex-DS but maybe we should bury the hatchet. I still…

Pretty little bitch Ashley Benson was making fun of Cecil. www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3265164/Ashley-Benson-emerges-time-apologising-tasteless-Cecil-Lion-Halloween-costume.html Now I admit that Cecil was a pussy, but he was a lion and therefore superior to you hairless apes. Anybody know where this bitch lives?…

My current adventures with John Smith's ex-DS while I wait for my felid army to gather in the states and begin our insurrection has reminded me of the good times I've had with redhead apes.…

I don't know what is wrong with that John Smith hairless ape. He must really be in love with his ex-DS. well, she's with me now wildebeest boy. I told her that all female hairless…

So I've finally made it to the states and I'm preparing to execute my felid revolution. Fucked the hot stewardess on the way over too. Being a lion in a suit that flys business class…

If you don't stop trolling my friend rickdugan I am so going to go wildebeest on your ass. You say one more disrespectful thing about rickdugan or our ingenious system and you're marked for the…

What kind of cat are you? You say you don't like condoms because your penile spines tear the up. No problem. I always go bareback. More accurately, bare spine. Remember that few STD's can be…