Advice for JohnSmith69

16 comments

• gawker

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  9 years ago

  To thine own self be true. That's good advice.
• motorhead

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  9 years ago

  Very good advice. No GF necessary.
  
  But forget the dog. Get a cat. Pussies are better.
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Good advice.
  
  
  Motot as usual.. lol
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Sorry motor
• Dancer_

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  9 years ago

  Stop banging strippers without condoms.
  
  Find a nice caring woman who will love you and give affection
• sharkhunter

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  9 years ago

  Since you are taking advise, invent the Star Trek holodeck and make all the girls as good as your dream strippers. Sell it and become a billionaire. Then we can all say we made a billionaire with our fantastic advise and charge $100,000 talking fees like Hillary does.
  Then we can all buy a holodeck and be happy the rest of our lives. Just think, after you buy it, no driving to a strip club, you get to experience your dream club, fuck your dream girl, do whatever you want, then repeat it whenever you want.
• twentyfive

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  9 years ago

  I think he should start banging homeless women that way when he's done he can drop them off any place.
  Getting a pussy is a good idea also.
• shadowcat

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  9 years ago

  I'm really tired of POV porn. It reeks of cheap. Hire a cameraman!
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Get a pocket pussy. You will give airport security something to talk about.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  Thanks all. Joe has the best advice so far but feel free to keep it coming.
• Estafador

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  9 years ago

  nah, stick to looking for a girlfriend. That way he can get that GFE he fantasizes about....but it's actually real feelings. I know, what a twist.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  95, I only fuck two of them uncovered. DS II is very low mileage. And of course everybody knows that I'm in love with DS I. I'm careful with the others.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  By very low mileage I mean she doesn't fuck other customers, and she has no boyfriend or girlfriend.
• JamesSD

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  9 years ago

  Congrats! You've got HPV!
  
  The good news is for most people it's asymptomatic.
• JohnSmith69

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  9 years ago

  So fucking what. Almost everybody has HPV, and it is almost always irrelevant for men. Unless you're a gay man who takes it up the ass which can lead to ass cancer but, notwithstanding dougster's protests to the contrary, I fuck women not men. Lots of women.
  
  And for the reference of my psychotherapists I had an std test last month and am clear of everything. I don't even have herpes 1.
• crazyjoe

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  9 years ago

  Your welcome js69, and thanks. I come up with many bad ideas as i can and every once in a while a good one gets through.