JohnSmith69 recently said "My psychotherapists on tuscl say that I need a girlfriend. So since this is where I get all of my relationship advice"
So I think we owe him some truly ace advice!
My recommendation is that you continue fucking DSs and not worry about actual relationships! Get yourself a dog for companionship! I'm partial to dachshunds!
Anybody else have good advice for JohnSmith69?
Just remember that "the dachshund system" = Brilliant! ;)
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To thine own self be true. That's good advice.
Very good advice. No GF necessary.
But forget the dog. Get a cat. Pussies are better.
Good advice.
Motot as usual.. lol
Sorry motor
Stop banging strippers without condoms.
Find a nice caring woman who will love you and give affection
Since you are taking advise, invent the Star Trek holodeck and make all the girls as good as your dream strippers. Sell it and become a billionaire. Then we can all say we made a billionaire with our fantastic advise and charge $100,000 talking fees like Hillary does. Then we can all buy a holodeck and be happy the rest of our lives. Just think, after you buy it, no driving to a strip club, you get to experience your dream club, fuck your dream girl, do whatever you want, then repeat it whenever you want.
I think he should start banging homeless women that way when he's done he can drop them off any place. Getting a pussy is a good idea also.
I'm really tired of POV porn. It reeks of cheap. Hire a cameraman!
Get a pocket pussy. You will give airport security something to talk about.
Thanks all. Joe has the best advice so far but feel free to keep it coming.
nah, stick to looking for a girlfriend. That way he can get that GFE he fantasizes about....but it's actually real feelings. I know, what a twist.
95, I only fuck two of them uncovered. DS II is very low mileage. And of course everybody knows that I'm in love with DS I. I'm careful with the others.
By very low mileage I mean she doesn't fuck other customers, and she has no boyfriend or girlfriend.
Congrats! You've got HPV!
The good news is for most people it's asymptomatic.
So fucking what. Almost everybody has HPV, and it is almost always irrelevant for men. Unless you're a gay man who takes it up the ass which can lead to ass cancer but, notwithstanding dougster's protests to the contrary, I fuck women not men. Lots of women.
And for the reference of my psychotherapists I had an std test last month and am clear of everything. I don't even have herpes 1.
Your welcome js69, and thanks. I come up with many bad ideas as i can and every once in a while a good one gets through.
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