JohnSmith69 recently said "My psychotherapists on tuscl say that I need a girlfriend. So since this is where I get all of my relationship advice"
So I think we owe him some truly ace advice!
My recommendation is that you continue fucking DSs and not worry about actual relationships! Get yourself a dog for companionship! I'm partial to dachshunds!
Anybody else have good advice for JohnSmith69?
Just remember that "the dachshund system" = Brilliant! ;)
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last commentTo thine own self be true. That's good advice.
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Very good advice. No GF necessary.
But forget the dog. Get a cat. Pussies are better.
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Good advice.
Motot as usual.. lol
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Sorry motor
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Stop banging strippers without condoms.
Find a nice caring woman who will love you and give affection
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Since you are taking advise, invent the Star Trek holodeck and make all the girls as good as your dream strippers. Sell it and become a billionaire. Then we can all say we made a billionaire with our fantastic advise and charge $100,000 talking fees like Hillary does.
Then we can all buy a holodeck and be happy the rest of our lives. Just think, after you buy it, no driving to a strip club, you get to experience your dream club, fuck your dream girl, do whatever you want, then repeat it whenever you want.
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I think he should start banging homeless women that way when he's done he can drop them off any place.
Getting a pussy is a good idea also.
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I'm really tired of POV porn. It reeks of cheap. Hire a cameraman!
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Get a pocket pussy. You will give airport security something to talk about.
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Thanks all. Joe has the best advice so far but feel free to keep it coming.
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nah, stick to looking for a girlfriend. That way he can get that GFE he fantasizes about....but it's actually real feelings. I know, what a twist.
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95, I only fuck two of them uncovered. DS II is very low mileage. And of course everybody knows that I'm in love with DS I. I'm careful with the others.
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By very low mileage I mean she doesn't fuck other customers, and she has no boyfriend or girlfriend.
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Congrats! You've got HPV!
The good news is for most people it's asymptomatic.
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So fucking what. Almost everybody has HPV, and it is almost always irrelevant for men. Unless you're a gay man who takes it up the ass which can lead to ass cancer but, notwithstanding dougster's protests to the contrary, I fuck women not men. Lots of women.
And for the reference of my psychotherapists I had an std test last month and am clear of everything. I don't even have herpes 1.
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Your welcome js69, and thanks. I come up with many bad ideas as i can and every once in a while a good one gets through.
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