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Advice for JohnSmith69

Jan 30, 2016, 4:55 AM
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4got2wipe
In a brilliant place!

JohnSmith69 recently said "My psychotherapists on tuscl say that I need a girlfriend. So since this is where I get all of my relationship advice"

So I think we owe him some truly ace advice!

My recommendation is that you continue fucking DSs and not worry about actual relationships! Get yourself a dog for companionship! I'm partial to dachshunds!

Anybody else have good advice for JohnSmith69?

Just remember that "the dachshund system" = Brilliant! ;)

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gawker

To thine own self be true. That's good advice.

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motorhead

Very good advice. No GF necessary.

But forget the dog. Get a cat. Pussies are better.

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crazyjoe

Good advice.

Motot as usual.. lol

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crazyjoe

Sorry motor

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Dancer_

Stop banging strippers without condoms.

Find a nice caring woman who will love you and give affection

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sharkhunter

Since you are taking advise, invent the Star Trek holodeck and make all the girls as good as your dream strippers. Sell it and become a billionaire. Then we can all say we made a billionaire with our fantastic advise and charge $100,000 talking fees like Hillary does. Then we can all buy a holodeck and be happy the rest of our lives. Just think, after you buy it, no driving to a strip club, you get to experience your dream club, fuck your dream girl, do whatever you want, then repeat it whenever you want.

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twentyfive

I think he should start banging homeless women that way when he's done he can drop them off any place. Getting a pussy is a good idea also.

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shadowcat

I'm really tired of POV porn. It reeks of cheap. Hire a cameraman!

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crazyjoe

Get a pocket pussy. You will give airport security something to talk about.

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JohnSmith69

Thanks all. Joe has the best advice so far but feel free to keep it coming.

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Estafador

nah, stick to looking for a girlfriend. That way he can get that GFE he fantasizes about....but it's actually real feelings. I know, what a twist.

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JohnSmith69

95, I only fuck two of them uncovered. DS II is very low mileage. And of course everybody knows that I'm in love with DS I. I'm careful with the others.

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JohnSmith69

By very low mileage I mean she doesn't fuck other customers, and she has no boyfriend or girlfriend.

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JamesSD

Congrats! You've got HPV!

The good news is for most people it's asymptomatic.

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JohnSmith69

So fucking what. Almost everybody has HPV, and it is almost always irrelevant for men. Unless you're a gay man who takes it up the ass which can lead to ass cancer but, notwithstanding dougster's protests to the contrary, I fuck women not men. Lots of women.

And for the reference of my psychotherapists I had an std test last month and am clear of everything. I don't even have herpes 1.

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crazyjoe

Your welcome js69, and thanks. I come up with many bad ideas as i can and every once in a while a good one gets through.

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