Advice for JohnSmith69

4got2wipe
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JohnSmith69 recently said "My psychotherapists on tuscl say that I need a girlfriend. So since this is where I get all of my relationship advice"

So I think we owe him some truly ace advice!

My recommendation is that you continue fucking DSs and not worry about actual relationships! Get yourself a dog for companionship! I'm partial to dachshunds!

Anybody else have good advice for JohnSmith69?

Just remember that "the dachshund system" = Brilliant! ;)

16 comments

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gawker
9 years ago
To thine own self be true. That's good advice.
motorhead
9 years ago
Very good advice. No GF necessary.

But forget the dog. Get a cat. Pussies are better.
crazyjoe
9 years ago
Good advice.


Motot as usual.. lol
crazyjoe
9 years ago
Sorry motor
Dancer_
9 years ago
Stop banging strippers without condoms.

Find a nice caring woman who will love you and give affection
sharkhunter
9 years ago
Since you are taking advise, invent the Star Trek holodeck and make all the girls as good as your dream strippers. Sell it and become a billionaire. Then we can all say we made a billionaire with our fantastic advise and charge $100,000 talking fees like Hillary does.
Then we can all buy a holodeck and be happy the rest of our lives. Just think, after you buy it, no driving to a strip club, you get to experience your dream club, fuck your dream girl, do whatever you want, then repeat it whenever you want.
twentyfive
9 years ago
I think he should start banging homeless women that way when he's done he can drop them off any place.
Getting a pussy is a good idea also.
shadowcat
9 years ago
I'm really tired of POV porn. It reeks of cheap. Hire a cameraman!
crazyjoe
9 years ago
Get a pocket pussy. You will give airport security something to talk about.
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
Thanks all. Joe has the best advice so far but feel free to keep it coming.
Estafador
9 years ago
nah, stick to looking for a girlfriend. That way he can get that GFE he fantasizes about....but it's actually real feelings. I know, what a twist.
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
95, I only fuck two of them uncovered. DS II is very low mileage. And of course everybody knows that I'm in love with DS I. I'm careful with the others.
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
By very low mileage I mean she doesn't fuck other customers, and she has no boyfriend or girlfriend.
JamesSD
9 years ago
Congrats! You've got HPV!

The good news is for most people it's asymptomatic.
JohnSmith69
9 years ago
So fucking what. Almost everybody has HPV, and it is almost always irrelevant for men. Unless you're a gay man who takes it up the ass which can lead to ass cancer but, notwithstanding dougster's protests to the contrary, I fuck women not men. Lots of women.

And for the reference of my psychotherapists I had an std test last month and am clear of everything. I don't even have herpes 1.
crazyjoe
9 years ago
Your welcome js69, and thanks. I come up with many bad ideas as i can and every once in a while a good one gets through.
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