Reviews by reverendhornibastard

I hadn't been to this club in over 10 years. It is as good as (or better) than ever. Drinks are incredibly cheap during their afternoon happy hour but the cover charge is…

From outside appearances, you would be forgiven for thinking this little dump was a waste of time. But you would be wrong. Admittedly, I have been to this place and felt like both…

I was here about a week ago. I found the place rather boring last time even though the women were mostly gorgeous. I was back in the area (I'm rarely in this pet…

It's been a long time since I visited the Men's Club of Houston. The place is really rather ancient as titty bars go. I have to say, they've kept the place up.…

It's been a while since I went to Cover Girls, but my last visit was memorable. I don't like clubs where the women are too pushy. But neither do I like them to be…

It's been a while since I went to Cover Girls, but my last visit was memorable. I don't like clubs where the women are too pushy. But neither do I like them to be…

I lived for many years in Southeast Asia and developed a taste for what it has to offer. I admit to having come down with Yellow Fever that I can't shake (and see no…

Went back to Treasures for first time in about a year. Overall, not much has changed. I really don't recommend it as its all hustle and the girls are mostly not that appealing. That said,…

Visited Centerfolds during off-peak hours (about 2 PM on a Saturday). It was dead inside. I might have been the only customer in the place. Worse yet, no dancers to be seen anywhere.…

I've been to Centerfolds numerous times over the years. I would rate most of my visits as "successful" in the strictest sense of the word but, regrettably, at Centerfolds, you must temper your…

In a word, this place is "shabby" The club is dirty. The drinks are gtotty, the girls are friendly (but so is my mother-in law). The girls are also unattractive (again, so…

This is not the place it once was. A long time ago it was terrific. The girls were all winners. An epic bonner was guaranteed and, if you were willing to open your…

The St. James Club is out of the way if you're in central Houston. It's way up north beyond the North Beltway, but its definitely worth the drive. The club is clean (as…