Nothing more than a “semi”

For a while there I regarded Centerfolds as the Holy Grail of Houston strip clubs. The ladies were hot, plentiful and always willing to accommodate.

Lately, my visits to this Mecca of Immorality have been disappointing. My most recent visit was a dud. Despite the gals’ best efforts, they never elicited more than a “semi” on my happiness meter.

I suspect that bad timing on my part is at least partly to blame. Given the limitations of my personal opportinities for perversion, I usually turn up early at the strip clubs. As a result, the number of dancers available is low and the selection is rather poor.