Great Place To Be Ignored By Gorgeous Women

My experiences at Treasures have been all over the map. On the one hand, there are always some dancers here who are ready and willing to flush your pipes for you for a fee. Regrettably, the majority of the women prepared to help you with a much needed, sanity-preserving desploogination are over-the-hill, over-fed grannies with highly questionable personal hygiene habits. On numerous past visits to Treasures, nearly ALL of the dancers were over-the-hill, over-fed grannies with highly questionable personal hygiene habits.

My most recent visit to Treasures was a bit different. As was the case in most of my prior visits, the women who immediately came to my table offering to unburden me of my load were the over-the-hill, over-fed ones with highly questionable personal hygiene habits and world-beating halitosis. But I could not help but notice an ample supply of gorgeous, young, scantily clad women milling about, any one of which met all of my criteria in spades. Most of these women were USDA choice!

But for some reason, despite an adequate number of customers, these lovely angels just sat around, playing with their cell phones or chatting among themselves.