Freebies!

Apart from being trapped in a massive bowl of Jello with a horny Chrissy Teigen, what could possibly be better than some free lap dances?

This is the stuff dreams are made of.

On a visit to St. James yesterday a dancer who I've known for a while comes to my table, sits down and asks if I'd like some free lap dances. I don't know her THAT well so, naturally, I wondered what the catch was.