Reviews by reverendhornibastard

I’ve been hitting this location ever since it was called Michael’s International. Frankly, I preferred it when it Michael’s International. I had some fabulously decadent and, ultimately, explosively sticky times at Michael’s International back in…

My experiences at Treasures have been all over the map. On the one hand, there are always some dancers here who are ready and willing to flush your pipes for you for a fee. Regrettably,…

No matter how good it gets, some people will still find something to complain about. I guess I must be one of those people. There was a time in my life when I would…

I returned to the St. James (known to some as the “Church”). I swear they would rename this place “Our Lady of Perpetual Lust.” The club remains rather classy on the inside (assuming you like…

I’m a veteran pussy monger with decades of club trawling over five continents. It may strike some of you that I have lived a fairy tale life (in a dark, lurid sort of way).…

This was my first time in Splendor. It might be my last. Not that it was a terrible experience. It wasn’t. But neither was it highly memorable. The club itself is…

It’s been quite a while since I’ve been to this dank den of depravity. I’ve just been so busy I haven’t really had the time to realize how horny I was getting. If you…

When I go to the ATM, load up and then drive across Houston in heavy traffic, I want my afternoon decadence to be perfect. They do strive for perfection at Chica’s Locas but they…

Treasures is not my favorite club. Let's just get that over with now. Many of the dancers are beyond their "best before" date. Many of them are excessively pushy. I've run into some who smelled like last…

Apart from being trapped in a massive bowl of Jello with a horny Chrissy Teigen, what could possibly be better than some free lap dances? This is the stuff dreams are made of. On a visit…

Not too long ago after a particularly gruesome experience I described Treasures as the place where old strippers go to die. Recently after an unusual disappointing foray at Centerfolds I decided to drop by…

I've often written in praise of this place - a place where high mileage experiences are commonplace. But today I dropped for a swell time, my pants bulging with cash and bad intentions. Nothing…

I used to be a regular here at St James (aka "the Church") but hadn't been back in quite a while. I decided to return for a fresh look. St James has a better…

We are always warned that, in the realm of strip clubs, your mileage may vary. Even in the better clubs, you are always at risk of having one of those "low mileage" experiences especially…

I will be the first to admit, despite Centerfold's shortcomings, I just keep coming back to this dingy place. The explanation is simple and boils down to one word: "Reliability." In the dark and musty world…

The club itself is nice enough - spacious with numerous stages. The girls are eager to please. But most of them have eaten a few too many tacos. The private dance area is…

St. James is one of Houston's better clubs. It's clean, the prices are sensible (by titty bar standards), they don't serve rot-gut liquors imported from countries whose names end in "... stan" and, last…

Centerfolds has become my "go to place" when I'm in the mood to go out and come in a public place. I'm not going to suggest that desploogination services are officially offered at this fine…

People sometimes ask "why should I drive all the way out to St. James when there are so many clubs available in more central Houston locations?" I will attempt to answer that question. For quite a…

Treasures has endured its ups and downs. Lately, there have been more downs than ups. Last time I visited and contributed a review I described Treasures as a club where old strippers go…

Despite the language barrier (lots of the dancers speak very little English), I find myself cumming back here over and over. Although its always true that YMMV, at Chicas Locas you can always get…

I had not been in this building since it was Caligula's. I'm sorry I went in today (May 6, 2016). The place sets new standards for tackiness (and, in the world of strip clubs, that's…

Centerfolds is well on its way to becoming my new favorite den of sin. This is very surprising because, until recently, I regarded the Greyhound bus station as a more prospective and appealing place…

It's been quite a while since I've been back to St. James (sometimes referred to as "the Church"). I have to confess that I have strayed from my religion and have been frequenting some…

Treasures had its heyday. I think that may have been back during the Clinton administration. Sad to say, it's been mostly down hill for Treasures ever since. From time to time you may…