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published 6 yrs ago
Sometimes You Just Can’t Win!

6.0

I went back to The Men’s Club three times recently. If you haven’t been to TMC you should give it a try. It’s a bit more upscale than most of the other Houston clubs. The…

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published 6 yrs ago
My New Pervert Pants - 1st Test Run

6.3

On Valentine’s Day my wife gave me a pair of pants. They weren’t just any old pair of pants. Although she does not realize it, she gave me the perfect pair of pervert…

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published 6 yrs ago
A BBBJ on Memory Lane

8.0

I lived in the Dallas area a very long time ago. I remember going to Baby Dolls when it was at another location right on NW Highway. I also went to Baby Dolls…

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published 6 yrs ago
A Dream, then a Jiffy Lube

7.3

Saturday brought me a rare treat. I frequently prowl Houston’s lurid underside in search of experiences I will have to lie about to my wife & kids, but it’s very rare for me to venture…

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published 6 yrs ago
A Special Kind of Yuck

3.0

I’ve been trying to widen my horizons lately. While it might seem a noble endeavor, it comes with risks. For every new gem you find, you will also find a dozen or more…

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published 6 yrs ago
A New Strategy to Make Things More Interesting

6.7

Those of you who have followed my strip club meanderings know that I felt this was all becoming too routine. I am not looking for something routine! If I wanted “routine” I could just…

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published 6 yrs ago
Misplaced Chivarly in a “Gentlemen’s” Club

5.3

Splendors is not among my favorite strip clubs. But it is also far from the worst I have seen.

I wandered in a couple of times recently more out of boredom and a desire…

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published 6 yrs ago
Saved From the Hyena!

8.0

After my recent disastrous foray into the Men’s Club, I am pleased to report that I managed to regain my insanity and had another joyous and memorable encounter of the sticky kind. This time…

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published 6 yrs ago
Reverend Hornibastard: The Wretched Truth

4.3

I showed up at TMC sound 2 PM on a Thursday afternoon. This proved to be a horrid mistake. I should have just stayed home and read a book.

My demoralizing experience was not…

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published 6 yrs ago
Passing the All-Critical Smell Test!

9.0

It took me longer to come back for a second look and I thought it would, but I finally made it back to Cover Girls.

The cutie that I met on my last visit…

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published 6 yrs ago
Getting rubbed the wrong way

5.7

The “Church” (also known as St. James) is changing and, unfortunately, the changes are not necessarily improvements.

I have experienced numerous fantastic religious ecstasies at the Church. This was once my favorite club…

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published 6 yrs ago
The Hallmarks of a High Mileage Club

7.7

Treasures is regarded by many as one of Houston’s premier high mileage clubs. I am not going to quibble with you over whether Treasures deserves this accolade. It certainly can be a high…