Too Classy For A Pervert Like Me

The Men’s Club has class. The Men’s Club is clean (as titty bars go). The drinks are quality and not exhorbitantly priced. Most important of all, the ladies are among the best looking in the Houston strip club market.

What could possibly go wrong?

I keep going back to The Men’s Club from time to time, always hoping to reach levels of depravity comparable to those I have fallen to in other, less prestigious venues.