An unexpectedly high mileage event

St. James is one of Houston's better clubs. It's clean, the prices are sensible (by titty bar standards), they don't serve rot-gut liquors imported from countries whose names end in "... stan" and, last but not least, most of the women here are pretty hot.

Now for the bad news.

Your mileage here will vary a lot more than it does in most of these places. It varies by dancer, by manager on duty and who knows what else.