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published 6 yrs ago
Maybe I have a Tumor

8.3

On Friday morning I had to watch my employer’s “sexual harassment in the workplace” educational video.

I don’t think this was their intent, but the video made me horny.

By early afternoon my situation was getting desperate.…

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published 6 yrs ago
Play Ball!

6.7

I got an evening pass from the warden on Saturday night. The official excuse was that I was going to the Astro’s game.

The Astro’s won on Saturday night in over time.

So did…

review
published 7 yrs ago
Strike Two!

7.7

Having just left Chicas Locas with most of my cash and all of my load still in my trousers, I wandered over to Treasues. My last visit here in May (documented for posterity in a…

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published 7 yrs ago
Explorations South of the Border

6.0

It’s been a few months since I set foot in this place, so I thought it was time to re-evaluate what’s going on south of the border.

I remember this place way back when it…

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published 7 yrs ago
A “Sinday Evening Centerfold Redemption

9.0

My last visit to Centerfolds (prior to Sunday evening June 17th) was lackluster - a real disappointment. But this last Sunday I fell into one of those moods where only one thing would suffice. For…

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published 7 yrs ago
Divine Inspiration & the Second Coming

9.3

St James (aka “The Church”) was once my “go to place” when the mood struck and my reason & good sense were trampled by urgent, hormone driven necessities.

You know what I mean. We’ve ALL…

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published 7 yrs ago
Nothing more than a “semi”

5.7

For a while there I regarded Centerfolds as the Holy Grail of Houston strip clubs. The ladies were hot, plentiful and always willing to accommodate.

Lately, my visits to this Mecca of Immorality have been…

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published 7 yrs ago
Unexpected Peep Show

8.0

It’s rare that I get to visit my favorite dens of depravity during the weekends or in the evening (on any day of the week). My personal circumstances rarely permit illicit fun on weekends…

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published 7 yrs ago
Too Classy For A Pervert Like Me

7.3

The Men’s Club has class. The Men’s Club is clean (as titty bars go). The drinks are quality and not exhorbitantly priced. Most important of all, the ladies are among the best looking in…

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published 7 yrs ago
An Uninspiring Visit To The Church

6.0

St. James (a.k.a. “the Church”) has long been one of my favorites in the Houston area. I still regard it as the club with the best looking ladies.

Yesterday (Monday March 12) was disappointing. The…

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published 7 yrs ago
Chiselers

4.0

If my last visit is any indication, they might want to consider changing the name of this den of depravity from “Centerfolds” to “Chislers!”

I’m not a stingy guy! In fact, I am generally…

review
published 7 yrs ago
¡no Hablo Español!

6.3

I’ve been hitting this location ever since it was called Michael’s International. Frankly, I preferred it when it Michael’s International. I had some fabulously decadent and, ultimately, explosively sticky times at Michael’s International back in…