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published 1 yr ago
Return to Centerfolds

5.3

I previously wrote that I would never return to Centerfolds because it was too dirty, smelly and the dancers were too unappealing to warrant a return visit. If I recall, l suggested in my last…

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published 1 yr ago
Going to Church on “Sinday”

5.3

I got into “one of those moods” last Sunday. You know what I mean … one of those moods when I absolutely, positively had to be desplooginated by a good looking woman I’ve never met…

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published 2 yrs ago
There’s Not Enough Beer in This World

3.3

After I stopped off at Centerfolds and was thoroughly disgusted, I stopped in at Vivid Live.

I remember when this place was called Caligula XXI.

Cover charge was $7.

I think the $7 would have…

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published 2 yrs ago
Don’t Waste Your Time or Money

2.7

Centerfolds was once my “go to club.” It was a reliably high mileage club with a nice assortment of pink meat on the buffet.

Not any more.

The club is drab, dreary and dirty. I’ve…

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published 2 yrs ago
Second Chance at Diosas

6.7

It’s been more than a year since I dropped in at Diosas. I said I wouldn’t be back after my first visit but it seems the depths I am capable of reaching are limitless.

Diosas…

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published 2 yrs ago
The Miraculous Recoveries at The Church

8.0

The Saint James (often referred to as “The Church” by its faithful acolytes) has been the site of many a hallelujah moments. I am happy to be able to report a few.

If you have…

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published 2 yrs ago
Reverend Hornibastard’s Medical Experiments

8.0

I am a sicko. At least I can admit it.

I see every day is a new opportunity to try out an innovative new depravity.

Over the last week I have managed to do some…

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published 3 yrs ago
Remember to Floss

6.0

For the first time in a long time (at least a year, maybe longer), I went to a strip club. The St. James would not have been my first choice, but it was much nearer…

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published 4 yrs ago
Treasures Survived the Pandemic

7.3

This was my first time back to Treasures since the pandemic came to America. I found it mostly unchanged.

They still have valet parking available but also allow self parking.

The cover was $5 at…

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published 4 yrs ago
Diosa

6.0

I got curious about Diosa and decided to give it a try today. The name “Diosa ” is Spanish for goddess. I’d have to say this constitutes false advertising. “Putas Gordas y tal…

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published 4 yrs ago
A Tryst at the Ritz

7.7

I don’t go to southeast Houston very often, and when I do, I’m usually on my way to the beach with my family. But today I had reason to be in that part of town…

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published 4 yrs ago
A Religious Pilmgrimage

8.0

Last week and again this week I made a religious pilgrimage back to the “Church.”

It’s still the same, spacious, well appointed club that it always was. There is a $5 cover in the afternoons.

I…