Reviews by reverendhornibastard

The “Church” (also known as St. James) is changing and, unfortunately, the changes are not necessarily improvements. I have experienced numerous fantastic religious ecstasies at the Church. This was once my favorite club…

Treasures is regarded by many as one of Houston’s premier high mileage clubs. I am not going to quibble with you over whether Treasures deserves this accolade. It certainly can be a high…

Centerfolds has always been a bit of a conundrum to me. It looks and smells like a dive. In all candor, it is a dive! Your primary care physician might even recommend a shot of…

I recently rediscovered Cover Girls (yes, I realize this review is supposed to be about Glamour Girls), and was on my way back for a more deeply penetrating forensic assessment of that club. I was…

I got into “one of those moods” again yesterday and decided to try out a new place. So I headed to Cover Girls. Turns out this “new place” is really ancient! Upon arriving I realized that I…

Not everyone likes Chicas Locas but a few people do. That anyone likes Chicas Locas is the part that I just don’t get. I keep coming back once every month or two because I keep…

On Wednesday of last week I suddenly found myself again in one of those moods where I become absolutely desperate to be desplooginated by a delightful young woman who I barely know. Fortunately the Astros…

I had a resoundingly good time on my recent visit to The Men’s Club. I have generally not been a big fan of The Men’s Club because I have regarded it as too genteel.…

Centerfolds is a reliable venue where, if you’re not too picky about your companion, you can reliably get most anything your filthy little heart desires. When you walk in to Centerfolds, you are immediately…

Treasures has had its ups and downs (and, I suspect, more than its share of ins and outs). There was a time when Treasures was the go to place for Houston perverts. Then…

Like any sensible, God-fearing pervert, I frequent those dens of depravity euphemistically referred to as “gentlemen’s clubs” for the sole purpose of getting exquisitely close (and sometimes into) gorgeous young women who outwardly appear to…

The world of strip clubs, strippers and desploogination service professionals is simultaneously sordid, repelling and addictive. At least it is for me. I know better than to go into these dirty dens of depravity but,…

On a couple of prior visits to Treasures I spotted a dancer who seemed to be what my wet dreams are made of - a thin, taut-bodied brown goddess who appeared to be a mix…

My tumor must be acting up again. I put up with reality as long as I could on Thursday before seeking release from my inner demons. I have rarely been to Splendor, but had reason…

On Friday morning I had to watch my employer’s “sexual harassment in the workplace” educational video. I don’t think this was their intent, but the video made me horny. By early afternoon my situation was getting desperate.…

I got an evening pass from the warden on Saturday night. The official excuse was that I was going to the Astro’s game. The Astro’s won on Saturday night in over time. So did…

Having just left Chicas Locas with most of my cash and all of my load still in my trousers, I wandered over to Treasues. My last visit here in May (documented for posterity in a…

It’s been a few months since I set foot in this place, so I thought it was time to re-evaluate what’s going on south of the border. I remember this place way back when it…

My last visit to Centerfolds (prior to Sunday evening June 17th) was lackluster - a real disappointment. But this last Sunday I fell into one of those moods where only one thing would suffice. For…

St James (aka “The Church”) was once my “go to place” when the mood struck and my reason & good sense were trampled by urgent, hormone driven necessities. You know what I mean. We’ve ALL…

For a while there I regarded Centerfolds as the Holy Grail of Houston strip clubs. The ladies were hot, plentiful and always willing to accommodate. Lately, my visits to this Mecca of Immorality have been…

It’s rare that I get to visit my favorite dens of depravity during the weekends or in the evening (on any day of the week). My personal circumstances rarely permit illicit fun on weekends…

The Men’s Club has class. The Men’s Club is clean (as titty bars go). The drinks are quality and not exhorbitantly priced. Most important of all, the ladies are among the best looking in…

St. James (a.k.a. “the Church”) has long been one of my favorites in the Houston area. I still regard it as the club with the best looking ladies. Yesterday (Monday March 12) was disappointing. The…

If my last visit is any indication, they might want to consider changing the name of this den of depravity from “Centerfolds” to “Chislers!” I’m not a stingy guy! In fact, I am generally…