Reviews by reverendhornibastard

This was my first time back to Treasures since the pandemic came to America. I found it mostly unchanged. They still have valet parking available but also allow self parking. The cover was $5 at…

I got curious about Diosa and decided to give it a try today. The name “Diosa ” is Spanish for goddess. I’d have to say this constitutes false advertising. “Putas Gordas y tal…

I don’t go to southeast Houston very often, and when I do, I’m usually on my way to the beach with my family. But today I had reason to be in that part of town…

Last week and again this week I made a religious pilgrimage back to the “Church.” It’s still the same, spacious, well appointed club that it always was. There is a $5 cover in the afternoons. I…

I made my first foray back to one of my favorite dens of depravity. Given the on-going pandemic, I was not expecting much. I certainly wasn’t disappointed. Not much is precisely what I got. I…

Practicing appropriate “social distancing” makes going to strip clubs even more of waste of time and money than it was before the coronavirus came into our lives. That is why I have given up…

I have probably contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than I have contributed for any other strip club. I wouldn’t be surprised if I have contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than any other single monger…

A few days ago, I realized that I was soon going to be in need of an emergency desploogination. Mrs. Hornibastard is on the rag right now and I am profoundly opposed to letting…

I recently returned to St. James (a.k.a. “the Church”). It has long been one of my favorite strip clubs in the Houston area. The Church is a large club with a pretty good kitchen (by…

I have a bad habit of ignoring my finances. But yesterday I had a long overdue meeting with my financial advisors. The news was all good - much, much better than I expected. These guys…

!The following is an exhaustive, exquisitely detailed review of one of Houston’s dingier high-mileage dens of depravity. SEIZING A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY: Mrs. Hornibastard had a hen party at our house today. Unlike the hen parties…

The Astros played the Mariners in Houston on Saturday. During baseball season I often use “going to the baseball game” as my alibi when I’m actually going to my one of my favorite “emergency desploogination…

I was in a meeting on Tuesday morning that concluded at 11 AM. This afforded me some time to hit a strip club. The obvious problem, however, was the time of day. There’s…

St. James Cabaret is affectionately known to most of its congregants as “the Church.” I regard it as one of the best clubs in the Houston area. It’s not the highest mileage club, but it…

I used the Astros baseball game on Sunday evening as my cover for another foray into Houston’s seamy underside. My first stop was at Centerfolds. If you haven’t been, Centerfolds is located on Houston’s near…

St. James is known to its faithful congregants as “the Church . I admit to having frequently experienced religious ecstasy in this tabernacle of titties, I regard the Church as one of the…

I went back to The Men’s Club three times recently. If you haven’t been to TMC you should give it a try. It’s a bit more upscale than most of the other Houston clubs. The…

On Valentine’s Day my wife gave me a pair of pants. They weren’t just any old pair of pants. Although she does not realize it, she gave me the perfect pair of pervert…

I lived in the Dallas area a very long time ago. I remember going to Baby Dolls when it was at another location right on NW Highway. I also went to Baby Dolls…

Saturday brought me a rare treat. I frequently prowl Houston’s lurid underside in search of experiences I will have to lie about to my wife & kids, but it’s very rare for me to venture…

I’ve been trying to widen my horizons lately. While it might seem a noble endeavor, it comes with risks. For every new gem you find, you will also find a dozen or more…

Those of you who have followed my strip club meanderings know that I felt this was all becoming too routine. I am not looking for something routine! If I wanted “routine” I could just…

Splendors is not among my favorite strip clubs. But it is also far from the worst I have seen. I wandered in a couple of times recently more out of boredom and a desire…

After my recent disastrous foray into the Men’s Club, I am pleased to report that I managed to regain my insanity and had another joyous and memorable encounter of the sticky kind. This time…

I showed up at TMC sound 2 PM on a Thursday afternoon. This proved to be a horrid mistake. I should have just stayed home and read a book. My demoralizing experience was not…