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Last week and again this week I made a religious pilgrimage back to the “Church.”

It’s still the same, spacious, well appointed club that it always was. There is a $5 cover in the afternoons.

I…

I made my first foray back to one of my favorite dens of depravity.

Given the on-going pandemic, I was not expecting much.

I certainly wasn’t disappointed.

Not much is precisely what I got.

I…

Practicing appropriate “social distancing” makes going to strip clubs even more of waste of time and money than it was before the coronavirus came into our lives. That is why I have given up…

I have probably contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than I have contributed for any other strip club. I wouldn’t be surprised if I have contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than any other single monger…

A few days ago, I realized that I was soon going to be in need of an emergency desploogination. Mrs. Hornibastard is on the rag right now and I am profoundly opposed to letting…

I recently returned to St. James (a.k.a. “the Church”). It has long been one of my favorite strip clubs in the Houston area.

The Church is a large club with a pretty good kitchen (by…

I have a bad habit of ignoring my finances. But yesterday I had a long overdue meeting with my financial advisors.

The news was all good - much, much better than I expected. These guys…

!The following is an exhaustive, exquisitely detailed review of one of Houston’s dingier high-mileage dens of depravity.

SEIZING A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY:
Mrs. Hornibastard had a hen party at our house today. Unlike the hen parties…

The Astros played the Mariners in Houston on Saturday. During baseball season I often use “going to the baseball game” as my alibi when I’m actually going to my one of my favorite “emergency desploogination…

I was in a meeting on Tuesday morning that concluded at 11 AM. This afforded me some time to hit a strip club. The obvious problem, however, was the time of day. There’s…

St. James Cabaret is affectionately known to most of its congregants as “the Church.” I regard it as one of the best clubs in the Houston area. It’s not the highest mileage club, but it…

I used the Astros baseball game on Sunday evening as my cover for another foray into Houston’s seamy underside.

My first stop was at Centerfolds.

If you haven’t been, Centerfolds is located on Houston’s near…