How Do You Say “Yuck” in Armenian?

Although I am fortunate to always have more than enough bucks to burn, I don’t have as many opportunities as I would like to go out looking for new and delightful dens of desploogination.

Before I retired, I assumed that retirement would free up my schedule for wanton depravities and frequent desplooginations by beautiful women I’d never met before.

I was wrong. Although I definitely have more free time, good alibis are much fewer and farther between than when I was a “working stiff.”