Soured on Sugar’s

I came to San Antonio recently and decided to try to cum in some of the Alamo City’s strip clubs. Sugar’s was the first of my three stops in San Antonio’s dens of depravity. It was a huge disappointment. The $5 afternoon cover charge was a total waste of money.

The club was a dirty mess. The women were few and far between and all looked like hot air balloons covered with tattoos. The few patrons on hand when I visited were of the baseball capped variety most of whom I suspect spent far more on the oversized tires on their trucks than they spent on their education.

The drink prices at Sugar’s were typical for a strip club - $7 or $8 for a mixed drink but, let’s face it, no one goes to a strip club for the booze. If there are no women pretty enough to motivate you to pay to sexually molest them or to have them sexually molest you, you would just go have a few drinks at Applebees.