Terrible at Math

I was in San Antonio recently and decided to try out some of the Alamo City’s strip clubs. My second stop was at “Perfect Ten.”

Whoever named this place was obviously terrible at math. While the dancers here were better looking than the dancers at the other two San Antonio strip clubs I sampled on my recent visit, that’s not saying much. It’s like saying you thought the bison in the San Antonio zoo were sexier than the bison you saw at the Fort Worth zoo.

If you rated all the dancers on hand when I dropped in on a scale from 1 to 10, I doubt if the SUM of all their scores would reach 10.