Reviews by reverendhornibastard

I have reviewed St. James (AKA “the Church”) so many times, it seems rather absurd to go through the details yet again, but here we go (just to keep those mongers out there who...

It’s been a long time since I’ve been out mongering in Houston’s strip clubs. There is no particular reason for my recent outbreak of good behavior other than a bad case of “been there,...

Let’s not mince words here. Centerfolds is a pestiferous dive. I’ve previously pointed out that there are subway stations in New York City that have a fresher, more tolerable stench than the one you...

I went back to the St. James (aka the “Church”) for the first time in about 6 months. Not much has changed. All the dancers were new and unknown to me, but their appeal...

I previously wrote that I would never return to Centerfolds because it was too dirty, smelly and the dancers were too unappealing to warrant a return visit. If I recall, l suggested in my...

I got into “one of those moods” last Sunday. You know what I mean … one of those moods when I absolutely, positively had to be desplooginated by a good looking woman I’ve never...

After I stopped off at Centerfolds and was thoroughly disgusted, I stopped in at Vivid Live. I remember when this place was called Caligula XXI. Cover charge was $7. I think the $7 would...

Centerfolds was once my “go to club.” It was a reliably high mileage club with a nice assortment of pink meat on the buffet. Not any more. The club is drab, dreary and dirty....

It’s been more than a year since I dropped in at Diosas. I said I wouldn’t be back after my first visit but it seems the depths I am capable of reaching are limitless....

The Saint James (often referred to as “The Church” by its faithful acolytes) has been the site of many a hallelujah moments. I am happy to be able to report a few. If you...

I am a sicko. At least I can admit it. I see every day is a new opportunity to try out an innovative new depravity. Over the last week I have managed to do...

For the first time in a long time (at least a year, maybe longer), I went to a strip club. The St. James would not have been my first choice, but it was much...

This was my first time back to Treasures since the pandemic came to America. I found it mostly unchanged. They still have valet parking available but also allow self parking. The cover was $5...

I got curious about Diosa and decided to give it a try today. The name “Diosa ” is Spanish for goddess. I’d have to say this constitutes false advertising. “Putas Gordas y...

I don’t go to southeast Houston very often, and when I do, I’m usually on my way to the beach with my family. But today I had reason to be in that part of...

Last week and again this week I made a religious pilgrimage back to the “Church.” It’s still the same, spacious, well appointed club that it always was. There is a $5 cover in the afternoons....

I made my first foray back to one of my favorite dens of depravity. Given the on-going pandemic, I was not expecting much. I certainly wasn’t disappointed. Not much is precisely what I got....

Practicing appropriate “social distancing” makes going to strip clubs even more of waste of time and money than it was before the coronavirus came into our lives. That is why I have given...

I have probably contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than I have contributed for any other strip club. I wouldn’t be surprised if I have contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than any other single...

A few days ago, I realized that I was soon going to be in need of an emergency desploogination. Mrs. Hornibastard is on the rag right now and I am profoundly opposed to...

I recently returned to St. James (a.k.a. “the Church”). It has long been one of my favorite strip clubs in the Houston area. The Church is a large club with a pretty good kitchen...

I have a bad habit of ignoring my finances. But yesterday I had a long overdue meeting with my financial advisors. The news was all good - much, much better than I expected. These...

!The following is an exhaustive, exquisitely detailed review of one of Houston’s dingier high-mileage dens of depravity. SEIZING A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY: Mrs. Hornibastard had a hen party at our house today. Unlike the hen...

The Astros played the Mariners in Houston on Saturday. During baseball season I often use “going to the baseball game” as my alibi when I’m actually going to my one of my favorite “emergency...