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The St. James
Houston, TX
Woke up last week with a desperate desire to be desplooginated by a gorgeous young woman I’ve never even met. From force of habit, I made a beeline to the ATM and then drove to…
reverendhornibastard· 1 wk agolast: 1 wk ago 242 1Chicas Cabaret
Houston, TX
Although I am fortunate to always have more than enough bucks to burn, I don’t have as many opportunities as I would like to go out looking for new and delightful dens of desploogination. Before…
reverendhornibastard· 4 mos agolast: 4 mos ago 15 2Cover Girls
Houston, TX
Cover Girls was never one of my favorite Houston area strip clubs, at least not since the late 1980s when a strip club operated at the same location but under a different name. In its…
reverendhornibastard· 6 mos agolast: 6 mos ago 8 1Centerfolds Houston
Houston, TX
WARNING! This post contains numerous polysyllabic words. I had another meeting scheduled with clients on the far side of town. Because my last visit to Centerfolds was such a phenomenal success, I took the opportunity to…
reverendhornibastard· 7 mos agolast: 5 mos ago 14 3Centerfolds Houston
Houston, TX
Yesterday I had a meeting not far from that infamously dirty den of depravities known as Centerfolds. I don’t often have to travel to that part of Houston, but when I do, I usually make…
reverendhornibastard· 8 mos agolast: 7 mos ago 4 4Baby Dolls
Dallas, TX
I visited Baby Dolls about two years ago. I was expecting a lot but, as a result of my poor health on that particular evening, I didn’t really get to enjoy myself. I recently had another…
reverendhornibastard· 8 mos agolast: 8 mos ago 3 11The St. James
Houston, TX
My close friend, “Spanky,” rarely has much to say. But when he talks, I listen! Yesterday, it being Hump Day, Spanky said he desperately wanted to be desplooginated, preferably by a gorgeous young woman he’s never…
reverendhornibastard· 9 mos agolast: 7 mos ago 7 10Centerfolds Houston
Houston, TX
Even though Centrrfolds was a reliably high mileage club, I don’t go there as often as I did in years passed. Houston is so damn big and the traffic is worse than ever. Although you…
reverendhornibastard· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 3 4The St. James
Houston, TX
My last two visits to The St. James (a.k.a. “The Church”) were both a total waste of time. Although I had long said that the Church featured the best looking dancers in metro Houston, my…
reverendhornibastard· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 11 8Baby Dolls
Dallas, TX
I had read great things about Baby Dolls in Dallas. I had been to this club decades ago (at its former location on NW Highway) but had not ventured into it since it relocated to…
reverendhornibastard· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 2 3Sugar's
San Antonio, TX
I came to San Antonio recently and decided to try to cum in some of the Alamo City’s strip clubs. Sugar’s was the first of my three stops in San Antonio’s dens of depravity. It…
reverendhornibastard· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 1 1Perfect Ten
San Antonio, TX
I was in San Antonio recently and decided to try out some of the Alamo City’s strip clubs. My second stop was at “Perfect Ten.” Whoever named this place was obviously terrible at math. While the…
reverendhornibastard· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 1 6Tiffany's Cabaret
San Antonio, TX
Tiffany’s Cabaret was my third and final strip club stop in San Antonio during my recent weekend visit. Look for my other recent reviews of “Perfect Ten” and “Sugar’s.” The prettiest female in Tiffany’s Cabaret was…
reverendhornibastard· 1 yr ago 1Diosa Gentlemen's Club
Houston, TX
It has been a while since I’ve been back to Diosas (which means “goddesses” in Spanish). I’m not entirely sure why I went back. Diosas is a thoroughly grungy dive and my very few visits…
reverendhornibastard· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 3 3The St. James
Houston, TX
Once again, I awoke with a burning desire to be desplooginated by a woman of questionable morals whom I had never met before. I am unsure why I so often awake with this strange fixation…
reverendhornibastard· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 9Centerfolds Houston
Houston, TX
It’s been quite a while since I’ve been in this west side dive. But had to be in the area anyway so I thought I would give Centerfolds a try. This is one of Houston’s…
reverendhornibastard· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 3 2The St. James
Houston, TX
I have reviewed St. James (AKA “the Church”) so many times, it seems rather absurd to go through the details yet again, but here we go (just to keep those mongers out there who are…
reverendhornibastard· 1 yr agolast: 1 yr ago 2 9Centerfolds Houston
Houston, TX
It’s been a long time since I’ve been out mongering in Houston’s strip clubs. There is no particular reason for my recent outbreak of good behavior other than a bad case of “been there, done…
reverendhornibastard· 2 yrs agolast: 1 yr ago 1 6Centerfolds Houston
Houston, TX
Let’s not mince words here. Centerfolds is a pestiferous dive. I’ve previously pointed out that there are subway stations in New York City that have a fresher, more tolerable stench than the one you will…
reverendhornibastard· 2 yrs agolast: 2 yrs ago 2The St. James
Houston, TX
I went back to the St. James (aka the “Church”) for the first time in about 6 months. Not much has changed. All the dancers were new and unknown to me, but their appeal and…
reverendhornibastard· 2 yrs agolast: 2 yrs ago 1 2Centerfolds Houston
Houston, TX
I previously wrote that I would never return to Centerfolds because it was too dirty, smelly and the dancers were too unappealing to warrant a return visit. If I recall, l suggested in my last…
reverendhornibastard· 3 yrs agolast: 3 yrs ago 2 1The St. James
Houston, TX
I got into “one of those moods” last Sunday. You know what I mean … one of those moods when I absolutely, positively had to be desplooginated by a good looking woman I’ve never met…
reverendhornibastard· 3 yrs agolast: 3 yrs ago 2 5The Vault Gentlemen’s Club
Houston, TX
After I stopped off at Centerfolds and was thoroughly disgusted, I stopped in at Vivid Live. I remember when this place was called Caligula XXI. Cover charge was $7. I think the $7 would have…
reverendhornibastard· 3 yrs agolast: 3 yrs ago 2 5Centerfolds Houston
Houston, TX
Centerfolds was once my “go to club.” It was a reliably high mileage club with a nice assortment of pink meat on the buffet. Not any more. The club is drab, dreary and dirty. I’ve…
reverendhornibastard· 3 yrs agolast: 3 yrs ago 1 7Diosa Gentlemen's Club
Houston, TX
It’s been more than a year since I dropped in at Diosas. I said I wouldn’t be back after my first visit but it seems the depths I am capable of reaching are limitless. Diosas…
reverendhornibastard· 3 yrs agolast: 3 yrs ago 1 4
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