Reviews

My last two visits to The St. James (a.k.a. “The Church”) were both a total waste of time. Although I had long said that the Church featured the best looking dancers in metro Houston, my…

I had read great things about Baby Dolls in Dallas. I had been to this club decades ago (at its former location on NW Highway) but had not ventured into it since it relocated to…

I came to San Antonio recently and decided to try to cum in some of the Alamo City’s strip clubs. Sugar’s was the first of my three stops in San Antonio’s dens of depravity. It…

I was in San Antonio recently and decided to try out some of the Alamo City’s strip clubs. My second stop was at “Perfect Ten.”

Whoever named this place was obviously terrible at math. While the…

Tiffany’s Cabaret was my third and final strip club stop in San Antonio during my recent weekend visit. Look for my other recent reviews of “Perfect Ten” and “Sugar’s.”

The prettiest female in Tiffany’s Cabaret was…

It has been a while since I’ve been back to Diosas (which means “goddesses” in Spanish). I’m not entirely sure why I went back. Diosas is a thoroughly grungy dive and my very few visits…

Once again, I awoke with a burning desire to be desplooginated by a woman of questionable morals whom I had never met before. I am unsure why I so often awake with this strange fixation…

It’s been quite a while since I’ve been in this west side dive. But had to be in the area anyway so I thought I would give Centerfolds a try.

This is one of Houston’s…

I have reviewed St. James (AKA “the Church”) so many times, it seems rather absurd to go through the details yet again, but here we go (just to keep those mongers out there who are…

It’s been a long time since I’ve been out mongering in Houston’s strip clubs. There is no particular reason for my recent outbreak of good behavior other than a bad case of “been there, done…

Let’s not mince words here.

Centerfolds is a pestiferous dive. I’ve previously pointed out that there are subway stations in New York City that have a fresher, more tolerable stench than the one you will…

I went back to the St. James (aka the “Church”) for the first time in about 6 months. Not much has changed. All the dancers were new and unknown to me, but their appeal and…