Depraved Deacon of Degeneracy

Reviews by reverendhornibastard

review
4 months ago
Centerfolds Houston
6166 Richmond Ave Houston, TX 77057
Been There, Done That (again and again)!
It’s been a long time since I’ve been out mongering in Houston’s strip clubs. There is no particular reason for my recent outbreak of good behavior other than a bad case of “been there,...
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4 months ago
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Dan3635
review
8 months ago
Centerfolds Houston
6166 Richmond Ave Houston, TX 77057
At Some Places Your Mileage Hardly Varies
Let’s not mince words here. Centerfolds is a pestiferous dive. I’ve previously pointed out that there are subway stations in New York City that have a fresher, more tolerable stench than the one you...
Comments: 2
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7 months ago
by
RonJax2
review
8 months ago
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
My Favorite Octoroon
I went back to the St. James (aka the “Church”) for the first time in about 6 months. Not much has changed. All the dancers were new and unknown to me, but their appeal...
Comments: 2
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8 months ago
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reverendhornibastard
review
a year ago
Centerfolds Houston
6166 Richmond Ave Houston, TX 77057
Return to Centerfolds
I previously wrote that I would never return to Centerfolds because it was too dirty, smelly and the dancers were too unappealing to warrant a return visit. If I recall, l suggested in my...
Comments: 1
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a year ago
by
Mate27
review
a year ago
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
Going to Church on “Sinday”
I got into “one of those moods” last Sunday. You know what I mean … one of those moods when I absolutely, positively had to be desplooginated by a good looking woman I’ve never...
Comments: 5
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a year ago
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reverendhornibastard
review
2 years ago
Vivid Live
2618 Winrock Blvd Houston, TX 77057
There’s Not Enough Beer in This World
After I stopped off at Centerfolds and was thoroughly disgusted, I stopped in at Vivid Live. I remember when this place was called Caligula XXI. Cover charge was $7. I think the $7 would...
Comments: 5
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2 years ago
by
Papi_Chulo
review
2 years ago
Centerfolds Houston
6166 Richmond Ave Houston, TX 77057
Don’t Waste Your Time or Money
Centerfolds was once my “go to club.” It was a reliably high mileage club with a nice assortment of pink meat on the buffet. Not any more. The club is drab, dreary and dirty....
Comments: 7
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2 years ago
by
Clubrev
review
2 years ago
Diosa Gentlemen's Club
1050 W Rankin Road Houston, TX 77067
Second Chance at Diosas
It’s been more than a year since I dropped in at Diosas. I said I wouldn’t be back after my first visit but it seems the depths I am capable of reaching are limitless....
Comments: 4
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2 years ago
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reverendhornibastard
review
2 years ago
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
The Miraculous Recoveries at The Church
The Saint James (often referred to as “The Church” by its faithful acolytes) has been the site of many a hallelujah moments. I am happy to be able to report a few. If you...
Comments: 4
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2 years ago
by
ATACdawg
review
2 years ago
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
Reverend Hornibastard’s Medical Experiments
I am a sicko. At least I can admit it. I see every day is a new opportunity to try out an innovative new depravity. Over the last week I have managed to do...
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2 years ago
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Dan3635
review
3 years ago
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
Remember to Floss
For the first time in a long time (at least a year, maybe longer), I went to a strip club. The St. James would not have been my first choice, but it was much...
Comments: 6
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3 years ago
by
DeclineToState
review
3 years ago
Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056
Treasures Survived the Pandemic
This was my first time back to Treasures since the pandemic came to America. I found it mostly unchanged. They still have valet parking available but also allow self parking. The cover was $5...
Comments: 2
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3 years ago
by
parkoos
review
3 years ago
Diosa Gentlemen's Club
1050 W Rankin Road Houston, TX 77067
Diosa
I got curious about Diosa and decided to give it a try today. The name “Diosa ” is Spanish for goddess. I’d have to say this constitutes false advertising. “Putas Gordas y...
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3 years ago
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reverendhornibastard
review
3 years ago
Ritz
10520 Gulf Freeway Houston, TX 77034
A Tryst at the Ritz
I don’t go to southeast Houston very often, and when I do, I’m usually on my way to the beach with my family. But today I had reason to be in that part of...
Comments: 4
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3 years ago
by
latinalover69
review
3 years ago
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
A Religious Pilmgrimage
Last week and again this week I made a religious pilgrimage back to the “Church.” It’s still the same, spacious, well appointed club that it always was. There is a $5 cover in the afternoons....
Comments: 2
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3 years ago
by
reverendhornibastard
review
4 years ago
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
Going Boldly Where I Probably Should Not Have Gone
I made my first foray back to one of my favorite dens of depravity. Given the on-going pandemic, I was not expecting much. I certainly wasn’t disappointed. Not much is precisely what I got....
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4 years ago
by
jusflor
review
4 years ago
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
Another Religious Experience
Practicing appropriate “social distancing” makes going to strip clubs even more of waste of time and money than it was before the coronavirus came into our lives. That is why I have given...
Comments: 5
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4 years ago
by
Longball300
review
5 years ago
Centerfolds Houston
6166 Richmond Ave Houston, TX 77057
(Probably) My Last Review of Centerfolds!
I have probably contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than I have contributed for any other strip club. I wouldn’t be surprised if I have contributed more reviews of Centerfolds than any other single...
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4 years ago
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reverendhornibastard
review
5 years ago
Centerfolds Houston
6166 Richmond Ave Houston, TX 77057
A Beauty Who Neither Spits Nor Swallows!
A few days ago, I realized that I was soon going to be in need of an emergency desploogination. Mrs. Hornibastard is on the rag right now and I am profoundly opposed to...
Comments: 6
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3 years ago
by
cipdevice
review
5 years ago
The St. James
555 Rankin Rd Houston, TX 77073
Top Notch Eye Candy!
I recently returned to St. James (a.k.a. “the Church”). It has long been one of my favorite strip clubs in the Houston area. The Church is a large club with a pretty good kitchen...
review
5 years ago
Centerfolds Houston
6166 Richmond Ave Houston, TX 77057
A Double Header
I have a bad habit of ignoring my finances. But yesterday I had a long overdue meeting with my financial advisors. The news was all good - much, much better than I expected. These...
Comments: 3
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5 years ago
by
Mindwanderer
review
5 years ago
Centerfolds Houston
6166 Richmond Ave Houston, TX 77057
You Want DETAILS? I’ll Give You DETAILS
!The following is an exhaustive, exquisitely detailed review of one of Houston’s dingier high-mileage dens of depravity. SEIZING A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY: Mrs. Hornibastard had a hen party at our house today. Unlike the hen...
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5 years ago
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Papi_Chulo
review
5 years ago
Centerfolds Houston
6166 Richmond Ave Houston, TX 77057
This Is What Dreams Are Made Of!
The Astros played the Mariners in Houston on Saturday. During baseball season I often use “going to the baseball game” as my alibi when I’m actually going to my one of my favorite “emergency...
Comments: 2
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5 years ago
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reverendhornibastard
review
5 years ago
Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd Houston, TX 77056
A Hustle Here and a Hustle There, Treasures is the Place Where ...
I was in a meeting on Tuesday morning that concluded at 11 AM. This afforded me some time to hit a strip club. The obvious problem, however, was the time of day. ...
Comments: 5
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5 years ago
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prettyboyd