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82 reviews by CentralNJGuy

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, NJ

Take Their Phones Away

5.3/10

Stopped by on a recent Wednesday afternoon and, they had an IG promotion for free admission, so I definitely made sure to show the ad to the less than congenial gentleman at the front window…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 2 mos ago 26

Fantasies

Keyport, NJ

Sunday Night Dud

4.3/10

I stopped by Fantasies around 10pm on a recent Sunday night despite knowing that Sundays are almost always the worst time to visit a gentleman's club and that turned out to be the case here.…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 3 mos ago 27

Satin Dolls

Lodi, NJ

High Mileage Dances, But Watch Out For The Scam

6.0/10

Stopped by Satin Dolls on a recent Monday night around 9pm and the place was pretty empty with only 3 or 4 other customers in there at the time. There were about 10 dancers on…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 3 mos ago 60 1

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Always The Second Choice

6.3/10

Stopped off here on a recent Monday early afternoon right around the time they opened so many of the girls were still coming in during the first half hour or so. The place was a…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 9 mos ago 17 1

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, NJ

Something's Still Missing

5.7/10

Dropped by on a Thursday early afternoon and, as seems to be the case all the time now, they were still not open even though I got there around 4:20pm. A few minutes later I…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 9 mos ago 10 2

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, NJ

Better Than Usual, But Still Lacking In Some Ways

5.3/10

I stopped by on a recent Friday afternoon right around 4:15 when they should have already been open, but the metal gate covering the main entrance had still not been unlocked and it would be…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 1 yr ago 6 1

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Wasted Trip

5.3/10

Stopped by right around noon on a Thursday and was surprised that there were not very many cars in the parking lot as this place is always crowded. There were fewer patrons in the joint…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 1 yr ago 5 5

Satin Dolls

Lodi, NJ

Rip Off Tactics

5.0/10

I stopped by at around 9pm on a Tuesday night and with the parking lot being nearly completely empty that already did not leave me with a good feeling, but I decided to see what…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 1 yr ago 6

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Satisfied and Depleted of Cash

6.0/10

Dropped in on a Tuesday early afternoon, shortly after the club opened for the day. The place was fairly crowded, but not uncomfortably so, and there were the usual handful of regulars whom both the…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 1 yr ago 5

Satin Dolls

Lodi, NJ

Watch Out For The Scam

4.3/10

Stopped by here on a Tuesday afternoon after having visited Johnny A's about 20 minutes away. After being bled dry by that typical insane and infuriating dollar parade, it was somewhat refreshing to only have…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 1 yr ago 6

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Easy Selection

7.0/10

I arrived shortly after the joint opened on a Thursday early afternoon. There is a rather large parking area although it usually looks like there are more cars than people. Upon entering, there is a…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 5 3

Delilah's Den Of Hazlet

Keansburg, NJ

Always a Meh Experience

4.3/10

Stopped by on a Thursday early evening, hoping for better results than has been the case with my previous half dozen visits over the past couple of years, but this place just continues to seemingly…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 2

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, NJ

Let's All Go Back to 2009

6.3/10

This was the fourth and final club visit during my recent 2-day stint (previous 3 club reviews already submitted and published) and I keep pining for the glorious days of yesteryear when this place was…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 5

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, NJ

Just How Far Is Our Money Going?

5.3/10

I paid another early afternoon mid-week visit to AJ's and the situation was pretty much the same as is always the case whenever I arrive at around 1pm - about 8-10 dancers, all of whom…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 5 2

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

Underwhelming

5.3/10

My previous visits to this club I had gone specifically to see Brianna, the very busty blonde who gives a rather high mileage experience in the private dance area, but there are certain challenges when…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 4 2

Satin Dolls

Lodi, NJ

It's Never Going To Be The Way It Was on TV

5.0/10

The last time I had visited was on a Saturday afternoon there was some kind of Sopranos tour happening so that wasn't a good gauge of the usual goings on at this place so next…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 2

Satin Dolls

Lodi, NJ

Is This Typical?

5.7/10

I stopped by on a recent Saturday early afternoon, shortly after the club opened, and upon pulling into the parking lot I noticed a rather large tour bus and a few people milling around who…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 5 2

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, NJ

Completely Dead, But Still Worth the Visit

6.3/10

I paid a visit on a Saturday afternoon around 2:30pm and expected the place to be a bit more happening than is normally the case immediately after they open, but that was not the case.…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 3

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, NJ

I Still Haven't Learned My Lesson

4.3/10

Like many of the reviewers on here, I have been far from impressed with GGR over the past several years due to the continued decrease in talent level, increase in dance prices, general apathy of…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 9 1

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, NJ

Another Meh Experience

5.3/10

I've been patiently waiting for the GGR to return to its glory days of yesteryear when it was arguably the place to be for fine adult entertainment in the central NJ area. Well, I am…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 10 1

Breathless

Rahway, NJ

Never Again

3.7/10

It had been about a year and a half since I had last visited this place despite the fact that it is geographically closest to my home of all area establishments of this type. Like…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 2 yrs ago 2 4

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, NJ

More Support For The Claim That This Place Continues to Go Downhill

5.3/10

The advantage to stopping by GGR during the middle of the week is that they usually run free admission promotions on FB and IM on Tuesdays and Wednesdays and so if you show the ad…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 7 1

AJ's Nightclub & Sports Bar

Secaucus, NJ

Still Waiting For That Diamond in The Rough

4.7/10

I hadn't visited AJ's in several months because I just simply had not been impressed with the selection, but I reluctantly decided to drop by on a recent Wednesday afternoon to see if they had…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 3

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, NJ

First Time, Definitely Not Last Time

7.3/10

After having read some recent positive reviews of this place and after the absolute disaster which was my visit to 4 central NJ area clubs the previous week (I posted reviews of 3 of the…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 5 3

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, NJ

Troubling But Not Surprising

6.0/10

As we all know, these clubs/bars are very hit or miss (unfortunately, the latter much more so than the former these days) and on a Thursday in early February I completely struck out at all…

CentralNJGuyCentralNJGuyVeteran Reviewer· 3 yrs ago 6 3
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