Johnny A's Hitching Post
95 Barclay St Paterson, NJ 07503

Underwhelming

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CentralNJGuy
Mar 8, 2024, 6:30 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

My previous visits to this club I had gone specifically to see Brianna, the very busty blonde who gives a rather high mileage experience in the private dance area, but there are certain challenges when dealing with her so I figured I would go on a different day than when she usually works (Thursday and Saturday) and be open to seeing what the other girls had to offer. It turned out not to work out as I had hoped.

 

The club is located right in the Paterson-Clifton border area and, while this is far from Millionaire's Row, the surrounding area appears fairly safe. The parking lot fills up rather fast but is large enough that you shouldn't have too much trouble finding a space. Inside the place is quite small with the stage taking up the bulk of the space in the center of the establishment with the mens room to the far left and the 4 private lap dance booths located in the far back left corner. There are other more expensive private booths right behind the bar which is where you would have a much better chance of obtaining extras, but which doesn't make a lot of sense because there would definitely be more than just a few bar patrons within earshot at all times. So it seems like they have this set up backwards.

 

What the girls do on stage is not dancing - it is basically repeatedly stepping left to right and occasionally shifting to a different spot on the stage. As has been reported many times before, the dollar parade here is REALLY annoying and gets old very fast. What makes it even worse than the horrible Breathless is that here 1 or 2 girls are constantly cycling in and out so they don't all step down at once to claim their rightful tips like they do at Breathless and so you don't get the opportunity to employ the passive-aggressive approach and run to the bathroom to avoid the onslaught. Here, it is rare that you can go a full sixty seconds without someone in your face asking for a tip so I would rate this as the worst dollar parade in NJ.

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