Always a Meh Experience

Stopped by on a Thursday early evening, hoping for better results than has been the case with my previous half dozen visits over the past couple of years, but this place just continues to seemingly barely exist. There are a few cryptic messages inscribed into the fence separating this establishment from the house next door which I believe were written by its residents and can kind of give you the creeps depending on your current mindset. I think the next door neighbors grew tired of finding used condoms tossed onto their property.

Inside the club has one large rectangular stage in the center with chairs completely surrounding it, and there are small tables situated behind the main area which I have never seen utilized because there are hardly ever any customers in the joint and today was no exception. There is a communal room in the back where the regular lap dances take place and there is NO privacy whatsoever. I was only back there once a couple of years ago and the mileage is generally pretty high and the cost at the time was $20 per song - not sure if that has changed since then. There are more private individual booths where apparently, at least based on the written feedback from the residents in the next yard, just about anything goes. I don't know what the prices are for those rooms.

There is absolutely no energy or vibe to this place. Each time I stop by here, it is the same old thing. There are never more than 4 girls working and none of them are better than a 6. This last visit one of the women was a rather tall Russian blonde with a face so weathered I figured she had to be on the wrong side of 60. I don't think I have ever seen more than about 5 or 6 other customers anytime I have come here either. Most of the other guys always appear to be just a bored and unimpressed as I am. The one positive is that there is no dollar parade because, half of the time, nobody is on stage and the rest of the time one girl comes around twice during her 10 minute stint. So it certainly won't break your bank, but I don't see any reason to return here again anytime soon. I always knew the afternoons were a waste of time, but lately I have shown up later in the day and the experience was no better. I have no reason to recommend this place to anyone.