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published 5 yrs ago
Not Quite Bada Bing
reviewed by
CentralNJGuy

5.7

Shortly after a stop at nearby AJ's in Secaucus, I decided to see what was going on at Satin Dolls on a cold Monday afternoon. The short answer is that there wasn't all that much…

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published 5 yrs ago
Reconnecting
reviewed by
CentralNJGuy

7.7

I had the day off from work so I decided to pay a return visit to this place to see if my favorite dancer (Martina) was there and, as luck would have it, she was.…

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published 5 yrs ago
Was this an anomaly or the new way?
reviewed by
CentralNJGuy

7.7

Even though I, like most others, have grown extremely tired of the dollar parade which constantly exists at this club at all times I still decided to pay another visit on an early Monday afternoon,…

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published 5 yrs ago
Pleasantly Surprised
reviewed by
CentralNJGuy

8.3

I stopped by on an early Tuesday afternoon and saw the parking lot pretty empty which I expected. There was a cute petite blonde with a decent sized rack standing outside the front door talking…

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published 5 yrs ago
Possibly Last Visit
reviewed by
CentralNJGuy

4.7

I think we are all more than familiar with the dollar parade that exists in this place so I won't bother going on about that other than to say that it doesn't make sense that…

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published 6 yrs ago
Just OK
reviewed by
CentralNJGuy

5.7

I stopped by on a Tuesday evening at about 10pm. The place was pretty dead and it had been raining all day, but I can't believe that would really matter. All of the dancers were…

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published 6 yrs ago
Still Miss The Good Old Days
reviewed by
CentralNJGuy

6.7

This was stop number 3 out of 5 clubs I visited on the 28th of March and, back in the day (i.e. circa 2005-2009), it would be the only club I would need to visit…

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published 6 yrs ago
Too Much $$$, Not Enough Variety
reviewed by
CentralNJGuy

5.0

I had the week off from work so, after a few days out of town, I decided to spend a large part of my Thursday revisiting some of the area strip clubs. I would have…

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published 6 yrs ago
Closed?
reviewed by
CentralNJGuy

1.0

I passed by this place on a Friday night at about 10:30 after having had dinner with friends in nearby Hazlet and the place was completely dark and the parking lot empty. It looks like…

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published 6 yrs ago
Nothing Going On
reviewed by
CentralNJGuy

7.0

I visited on a Monday evening around 8pm. When I walked in I saw two other customers and one dancer who was sitting on the lap of one of the other customers. There was absolutely…

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published 6 yrs ago
Might Be a Good Place For Some...
reviewed by
CentralNJGuy

5.7

I paid my first visit to Torpedos on a recent Monday afternoon and it will probably be my last. It's not because I had any necessarily bad experiences such as being deliberately lied to and…

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published 6 yrs ago
One Final Insult
reviewed by
CentralNJGuy

6.3

I have been to BS probably about a dozen times over the past few years and have not gotten a single private dance during any of those visits because the dancers are generally not to…