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Just sayin cause they inspect the inside of your pants for crusties and smellies. They search your shirt for make up. I…

Serious question LDK82. Does your wife do your laundry?

I'll take that dunce cap back now, thanks.

fuck. Chaturbate.com

Chatturbate.com i mean

If they find your DNA, they post your full birth name on the internet. Your DNA profile is also uploaded in case there…

Those aren't trashcans. Those are Evidence Collection Devices installed by local LE. Management was forced to have them in VIP at all…

Hey Dominic. It's relieve. I'm going to quit being a fag now.

lol, how high are you right now?

X-girlfriend "accidentally dropped" my Snap-On clock on the asphalt.

I installed and tested AZ Screen Recorder. Looks like it's going to work well. Thanks bros, update later.

I'm trying to avoid that. Loss of quality and is a hassle. Is that what people end up having to do?

I don't think I can screen capture a video.

A hottie is sending me sexy Snapchat videos. Problem is that I can't get a boner and finish off in 5 seconds. …

I miss the days of MSDOS when I got paid to understand magic. Then Windows came along and people thought they could do…

Dude, not to be a dick. I'd like to correct you on something because I care. It's piqued interest. Thought you…

Since when do you get thrown out of the club for fuckin?

ASS nom nom nom

12 gauge Remington Express Super Magnum synthetic. It's cool and will do anything he'll want it to do for a lifetime. https://www.remington.com/shot…

Now I'm pissed. Fuck that guy. We got your back.

Ima big ole crotch sniffin assmuncher.

I eat stripper ass like I'm tha Human Centipede!

You should say no.

I got stuck in a womens' march. Couldn't find a parking spot. Wanted to say "quit yer bitchen, back to the kitchen!".…