Comments by Meursault

I didn't know Elizabeth Hurley was still a thing. Then again, I didn't know Yahoo was still a thing.

He's a religious zealot. There's no explaining them. Think of him as Savonarola or Sun Myung Moon.

Give zero fucks about eating pussy. I will eat it as a reciprocal act and definitely in an actual relationship, but with a sugar baby? Absolutely not. If you're paying, eat it if you want, don't eat it if you don't want. As far as the actual question: "do you really enjoy eating pussy"? I guess I enjoy it as much as much as most women enjoy sucking dick. Doesn't do anything for me, but I don't find it that onerous either.

I pay for the service rendered. I don't care about the make believe "time" sold. If the club pricing dictates that I pay for a certain amount of time, that becomes part of the price for the service and it may push the cost beyond what I'm willing to pay.

On second thought, I think I confused “Jasmine” for “Satisfaction” (who is a certified hottie and not at all thick). I’m not sure I know who Jasmine is.

FYI, they have not closed (I was there on 8/5). I'm not sure I agree that Jasmine is thick, but as you so astutely observed, Athena is the hottest girl there every night she shows up.

If you're nervous about getting your dick sucked, don't go to Bogart's. I think you can probably stream Fast Times at Ridgemont High from some where.

I would bang Shakira until I dropped dead or my penis cried "no mas." Only reason to get your dick anywhere near Taylor Swift is to shut her pie hole.

Last time I left the Kwik-E-Mart they told me to have a nice day. I suspect they really didn't care.

What an individual spends for the entire visit is pretty meaningless. There are people who will spend $1000 and only drink and get air dances, and people who will spend $200 and get full service. What *might* be more meaningful is what you pay for a specific "off-menu" service. But even that is of negligible value since, as we all know, YMMV.

Paying 15 million dollars for a professional sports league is like paying $1 for a haircut. It sounds great until you look closely at what you got. I wonder what the WNBA would sell for.

This is good news. I will be in town Wed thru Fri. I don't care about bikini on the stage as long as there is VIP fun to be had.

*statistically insignificant (not significantly insignificant)

@etsutwigg222 so no VIP at Criket, or is it bikini in front and full VIP in the back (the mullet of strip clubs).

Both Landing Strip and Bogart's answered my phone calls (Monday 8/3 at about 4:00 PM Eastern) and said they will be open all week. I didn't ask them if the VIPs were still running at full Detroit.

Everyone needs to make their own risk assessments, but if you are under age 65 and don't have other underlying health concerns (obesity, diabetes, asthma) COVID poses a significantly insignificant risk to you.

Just to be clear, it is not the virus (which poses so little risk to women of sex worker age that it is irrelevant), it is the response to the virus that is the problem. Whether or not life can get back to normal for sex workers (or bartenders, or waitresses, or bar owners etc.) is entirely a question of how long those workers are willing to sacrifice their livelihoods to the political avarice of their governors.

I prefer blowjobs over lap dances, so I vote for Detroit or Miami. Vegas doesn't even crack the top 20.

People used to understand the humor in self deprecation. It’s one of the many casualties of the asinine modern day puritanical culture.

Thanks Eve. Probably didn't have time anyway.

Man it truly pains me to even partially side with IceyLoco, but "Redskins" just seems obviously objectionable. If I was the president of "Redskins Feminine Hygiene Products" and my company had been in business for 60 years and had a loyal following, I *might* object to a name change on the grounds that it would irrevocably hurt my earned brand, but the Washington Football team will suffer very little impact due to the nature of their business. I really can't understand why this took so long.

@IceyLoco, like all libtards, is hilarious. As of July 31, deaths per 100,000 people: New Jersey: 178 New York: 168 Massachusetts: 125 Connecticut: 124 ... many other states Arizona: 50 Florida: 31 Texas: 22 Granny killing Dem governors (and Charlie Baker a wannabe Dem) are the real threat. The risk to young healthy people from COVID is vanishingly small. It sux to be you if you live in one of the Dem run states that forced COVID patients into nursing homes to wipe out grandma.

Fighting to keep the obviously objectionable name for so long seems like a strange hill to die on. The NFL is not as tied to an individual team brand as companies are, so they don't have to worry about losing to much money with a name change. The name change doesn't bother me at all, but I never liked the team from Washington anyway. The NFL, on the other hand, has lost me forever. I don't take politics from my coffee shop and I'm sure not gonna take it from my sports team. I speak to customers in meeting rooms across the country of all types, and I would never wear a political slogan pinned to my suit when meeting with them. It's too bad that so many people are so addicted to football that they are willing to submit to a political lecture from a group of fools whose sole area of expertise is beating on each other for money.

Nice 'nuff, but my rule for following Insta-hotties is I have to see at least one butt shot in her last 10 posts.