Every other day Yahoo's front page has another bikini photo of this washed up actress. All she can do to stay relevant is to post half naked photos of herself on her Instagram every two days. I am totally fine with this decision by her!
All I know is when Hugh Grant got busted for banging a hooker while they were together everyone thought ‘Poor Elizabeth Hurley.’ I thought ‘Elizabeth Hurley must not be sucking proper dick and is probably a shitty lay.’
I am happy when they post bikini photos of Liz Hurley as her body is looking great. I’m sure she works hard to look so great. I also think she has a swimwear line.
Carrying in from Pistola's thought, I thought the same thing but I certainly would not be skittish about putting the theory to the test...what a amokeshow. I can just imagine the moaning in her 🇬🇧 accent!
as the tuscl poster most connected to major stars like hugh grants i can reveal the actually reason why he decided to get blown by miss divine brownstein during his relationship with miss liz h
I have a theory that Liz is one of those women that are so beautiful, they feel like they can just lay there. That any man would be lucky just to be with her.
I would be more than willing to put my hypothesis through multiple rigorous trials to confirm.
Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek are aging, noticeably. My thoughts are on those beautiful, sexy, freaks of nature who are not noticeably aging. Shit, Charlize looks better now than she did in 1997.
I wouldn't kick Salma out of bed for eating crackers, though.
Jlo is a fucking dream. There was a untouched candid picture out there of her partying on the beach on her 50th birthday with her holding a big champagne bottle. She looked 50 - but fit, gorgeous and natural.
^^^ Elizabeth Hurley isn’t still a thing, that’s why she’s posting photos every 2 days of herself in a bikini so maybe she “can” be a thing again.
Yahoo was never a thing even when it was in its prime. My homepage is always set to that on my computer, they have decent news articles and just enough gossip articles - it’s a good balance IMO
I posted a thread about her here a couple months ago, she still looks good to me.
And all this speculation about her being a dud in bed is just that, speculation.
I sure would like the chance to find out though.
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are u ready for this?
it is really not that complicated!
here is the answer: hugh grants was a horny idiot
I would be more than willing to put my hypothesis through multiple rigorous trials to confirm.
Salma Hayek
Kate Beckinsale
JLo
Kate Beckinsdale, yes.
Jennifer Lopez and Salma Hayek are aging, noticeably. My thoughts are on those beautiful, sexy, freaks of nature who are not noticeably aging. Shit, Charlize looks better now than she did in 1997.
I wouldn't kick Salma out of bed for eating crackers, though.
Yahoo was never a thing even when it was in its prime. My homepage is always set to that on my computer, they have decent news articles and just enough gossip articles - it’s a good balance IMO
And all this speculation about her being a dud in bed is just that, speculation.
I sure would like the chance to find out though.